@leavethegun-takethecannoli: I'd never really thought of it that way, but you're absolutely right. I might take a Civic over a Focus, but only until they bring the Euro Focus over. And really, knowing that the Euro Focus is on its way, the Civic wouldn't really be a serious consideration if that's what I were looking…

@CPO Alfisted: Sadly, not as much as you might think.

@ambidextrous pj134: I'm taking that as an official concession from an American that the arctic is actually part of Canada, not "international territory" like your government keeps rambling on about. Now we can finally put this matter to rest and stop posting Mounties up there for the sole purpose of maintaining a…

@pauljones: Remember a few years back when we decided to opt out of that "Missile Defense Shield" you guys dreamed up? Yeah... same rules still apply.

@Ash78: Actually I think we're about a million short of the daytime population of New York City, if random stats are to be believed.

@Vkoslak: Rumour is that there should be an EcoBoosted V6 Mustang out shortly, and relatively speaking, the Mustang, at roughly 3500 lbs, is already significantly lighter than its competition, and approximately the same as a Genesis coupe.

@Rock517: At the rate your economy keeps slumping, give it a few weeks, it'll probably be $125 USD.

@POLAЯ MISSES ЯANTZ WITH CHAЯLES: DEAЯTHAIЯ MISSES POLAЯ'Z ЯANTZ WITH CHAЯLES.

@layabout returns: LAYABOUT! YOU CHAV BASTARD! Where the fuck have you been!? You left me alone with all these n00bs and nobody to defend me!

@wrx-tyrannosaurusWrx: I initially had thought you to be a practical and impeccably well informed auto journalist,

@zeeboid: Haven't they Burberry Banhammered your ass yet? Really? Wow.

@elwood: At which point they would swap in a 6.2L V8 and six-speed manual. As God intended. Failing that, they would throw the car away, just like this one. As God intended.

Matt, this is a fail. You should have titled this as the FIVE greatest Billy Mays car gadgets. And then for the remaining three, given us a "BUT WAIT! There's MORE! As an added bonus..."

@elwood: Ah yes. Reading comprehension FAIL. Thanks for pointing that out. As it's a V6 model, it's worth absolutely nothing. Throw it away, be done with it.

@Rock517: Well, I've yet to see one that didn't come equipped with a mullet.

I'll grant you, it is a marked improvement over the way it left the factory, but even for that bargain-basement price I wouldn't want it. Drop it to 10 grand and I'll take it for the drivetrain and rebody it as a Trans Am.

@pauljones: The term of choice in university was to "cover 'er face with a flag, and do your duty for king and country". Drape a large flag over the hood, and this would be a pretty decent looking car.

Reminds me of the girl in the suite next door to me in University. Everything from the waistline forward was no screaming hell, but an ass-end to die for.

Personally, I think the perfect Lamborghini is whichever one you get to take for a spin.

@beercheck: I think there are a few photos on my facebook of me standing inside a hollowed out redwood, barely five minutes drive away from my old house. It was big enough that I could stand inside it, extend my arms, and not touch the sides of the tree. And that's just the hollowed out section. The remainder was…