@diesel W123's don't die: My god... I just realized that when my count is corrected to 8, that puts me solidly in 4th place for the most COTDs. The fact that I've passed the incomparable POLAR makes me feel a little humbled... and a bit like a sham. The calibre of commenting coming from Boosted, Graverobber, Ash,…

@token_starless_commenter: Strangely, we used to make a sport of encouraging the Wazoo students who came up to drink in our pubs (and thus take advantage of our drinking age of 19) that it was a good idea to go home with one of the cougars prowling around, rather than one of our pretty young girls. In that sense, they…

@Joshman Gesamtstrecke: Rossland is my hometown! My grandma's house is the first one across the highway when you ski down the back side of Red Mountain. I learned to ski on Red, and I tell you, after some of the red-triangle rated runs there, even the triple-black-diamond runs on other mountains seem pretty tame by…

Fucking loosers, always fucking up my Shiite.

It's not for big birds, but around here, the worst airport is in Castlegar, BC. Pilots call it Cancel-gar. Similar to the Honduras, it requires pilots to fly in through a series of mountains, then circle around the town, come in directly over a mountain that creates a powerful updraft of wind, then dive hard at the…

@Alphamazing: Very nice work! Although I'm pretty sure I have 8... I got one where Matt was a smartass and credited me as "Stud Beefpile", my reporter pseudonym.

@BrAff: I told him I gave really good hugs, had a nicer ass than Wes, and could colour better than Orosz. You can all stop trying. The job is totally mine.

@Deartháir - Now with more SingoFinger™!: That was interesting. Apparently I'm busy failing at HTML today. Watch as I destroy the internets!

@Jo $chmo: Do it. Nobody likes

@S***dinavian F***k: You're thinking of me. Or Boosted-Lego-Wagon. Or POLAR. Or that other guy, whoever he is.

@Alphamazing: ...my god. Are you me? I have the same spreadsheet at work. Several of them, in fact, each from January 1 - December 31... started here:

@Ash78: Dude, I actually got yelled at because of you!

@Mr4Runner: Since all you're really saying is "I'm cooler than you are because I saw this first", and I've never seen it before, and I am clearly much more awesome than YOU, you therefore must be wrong.

@Matt Hardigree: Agreed. Tasteful, classy, yet still sexy. Well done, son. I'm proud of you.

@Wes Siler: That's because he doesn't love you the way I do, Wes.

@leavethegun-takethecannoli: You know, I can see the argument against using women in advertisements like this because in some instances it is sexist. Or "sexist", as the case may be, finger-quotes included. But I don't care how much they jump up and down and say that we shouldn't use ads like this, it's still how guys…

Thanks, Matt. I needed a little bit of sex and cars to brighten up my day. Much appreciated!

That's great and all, but does that mean we have to go with you?

@SloW8: A proper valet would have known how to get some opposite lock going.

@boosted-lego-wagon -> now boosted to 350hp: By jove. I couldn't help but notice that you happen to be pretty gangsta, my good man. Good show, I say! I'm rather gangsta myself, don't you know!