Let's be honest. If you had one, and you could, wouldn't you? I thought so. I know I sure as fuck would. Nothing quite says opulence and "I don't give a fuck" like powersliding a Rolls-Royce.

@Ray Wert: Further to that, Ray, I'll try and find you a link to an earlier rant of mine, but here's the short version:

@Dhillaz drives a Chevrolet Taco: Ah yes, the Ashley Madison agency. Wonderful company. Excellent confidentiality.

@Mad_Science: That's part of the reason such a swap has never really appealed to me much. I'd prefer to get an old Galaxie and swap in a tuned Triton V10.

@Murilee Martin: I don't mean the current market value. I believe a box of Froot Loops is worth more than its current value on the stock market.

@Murilee Martin: Which, for all intents and purposes, is about as close as the Nawlins race. Sadface. How the hell am I supposed to hug Loverman against his will if I can't make it to a race?

Yeah, it's an okay engine, I guess. I mean, it's no Volkswagen W-engine, but it's got some neat stuff going for it.

It's totally gonna be Jackie Stewart. "Noo listen hare, ye barstards, I canna BREATHE in that damned helmet!"

Mmmm. Keeley Hazell.

@Manic King of Corinthia: I, for one, can't believe we had to get this far down in the thread before anyone demanded more details about that.

YAY! I've been waiting for this! I am so jealous that I couldn't be there for this.

@imag: I agree with you, but only to a point. I myself am far too guilty of jumping on people, particularly of late, but if you go back to Al Navarro's brilliant Commentariat Manifesto that Skitter linked to above, it may be that I'm feeling the same as you, but for a different reason.

@Charles_Barrett - Now with Variable-Valve Timing: Congrats, my friend. If I can't claim the award myself, I can't think of anyone I'd rather it went to.

@pauljones: Charles seems to have less of a proclivity to half-naked supermodels, and more of an inclination to men in cow slippers.

@Ash78: ASH! I've missed you! Don't ever leave me alone with them like that again!

@Ambiguously Strolling Player: Get my Golden Monocle and the mauve smoking jacket! This is a special occasion, and demands that we treat it as such! Now begone from my sight until you've fulfilled my wishes!

@toolboy32: Hey now, I gotta step in and defend here.

@avconsumer2: I like the way you think, son. There may be a future for you in this organization.

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