I don't give two shits about how difficult it is to do a repair, aside from its big brother Veyron, this is the greatest all-around supercar in the world.

@A strolling player got Singofingered: You could have made it through the better part of the song on each run!

Why do I have a feeling this is going to take someone from a Strolling Player to a Struttin' Playa?

@Pete Gaines: Good lord. Looking at that photo, all I can think is, "Pete Gaines, future Nitro driver."

@area_educator kids...: ::quietly slips away to find out who the hell Sean Hannity is::

@engineerd: Considering the Falcons are pretty much bitchslapping the Commodores in the V8 Supercar Series right now (fucking Whincup. The rest of the field needs to stop picking on Greg Murphy and PIT Whincup into a wall already!) I would really love to have an Americanized Falcon to play with over here. Think about…

@1000songs: Can't. Stop. Laughing.

@Plecostomus needs GALVANIZED SCREWS: But it's really NOT similar! It's closer to a Miata than a TT. The TT looks like a semi-circle, this looks like a bunch of random curves stuck together with duct tape.

@engineerd: I'm in the same boat. The best I could come up with was a blatant cheap-shot in the Lotus article today... and that wasn't really funny at all.

If it's supposed to be a "replica", shouldn't it look at least something like the car it's impersonating? I mean, the only similarity is the Audi logo on the grille.

@Ben Wojdyla: Impala Highboy, Nomad Gasser... You were close!

Tragically, the honey bee is dying off, and nobody has any explanation as to why. Populations are down dramatically, seemingly without any cause. In that sense, I think the honey bee is much like the truly funny Jalopnik comment.

Hm. They appear to have buggered up the front suspension. No worries. Give the car to me, I'll fix it, and put the front end back down where it belongs.

@pauljones: I'm in. Can I just have a title of "Lord Chancellor"? Doesn't matter what it's for, I just always wanted that title.

@Mad_Science: Well we didn't say they were smart.

@pauljones: Ford needs to ecoBoost the Mustang V8.

@pauljones: I do! It doesn't give any details at all. Oh sure, I could go over to that Freep thing and look into it further, but I come to Jalopnik for my news. If I wanted to just go to another site, I'd have started out at that site in the first place.

Weren't they pretty much boycotting them already? If they weren't, then GM wouldn't be in the shape they're in today.

@tenbeers: But only if it were YOUR beer truck. Otherwise, you'd never catch it to get the beer that's inside.

Why?