@WheatKing: Sure! In morse code.

Never heard of her. Does she play cricket or something? Betcha she'd look good in a bikini.

@BraappBraapp: It's Got Electrolytes: That's about... uh... hangon, lemme do the conversion.

@Graverobber: But Obama seems to like Chrysler products. One of twelve people in the United States who still do, but I guess that explains why he doesn't want GM.

@LamerX - Reverse donuts on your lawn!: You do realize the inherent inequality and injustice in your formulating an opinion of a car based on your experience with a rental, right? My rental Camry a few years ago rattled like they'd filled the inner doors with marbles and ball-bearings. I know that has less to do with…

I like to educate other drivers on how the P.I.T. manoeuvre works. Nudge, turn, accelerate... other car into concrete barrier. It's particularly fun on highway 2 between Edmonton and Calgary, when they're doing 135 km/h.

@Rock517: Problem is, while nobody ever discusses it — because nobody cares — they sell. You're absolutely right, nobody wants them, but everyone buys them. Look at the Corolla, the Civic, the Fit, the Golf/Rabbit. The Smartcar is doing well, at least up here in Canada, the Mini is selling extremely well, people are…

For the record, Murilee, Loverman, and Chief Justice Lamm... I love you guys. Don't ever change.

@Murilee Martin: Oh Murilee, you're so sexy.

Silly Matthew. Murilee's not a man!

@philibuster: No point. In the New Economy resulting from all this hullabaloo with banks doing naughty things in the 'States, the cost of exploratory drilling and/or new drilling rigs has become prohibitive when oil is at any point below about $75/barrel. A whole lot more drilling would push the price of oil down…

@Graverobber: I don't know about you, but I couldn't understand her. It was like listening to a drunk person trying to read Shakespeare.

@pauljones: She's so dreamy.

Sorry... Those of us up here in Oilberta need new trucks. The previous low gas prices just weren't gonna pay for them, so we had to hike 'em up. I'm sure you understand.

@jodark: Eh!

@pauljones: It's usually just American jokes... I'd forgotten you lived in California. This game just got a WHOLE lot easier. I will now be imagining you look something like this... much like Charles, Murilee, Love-em-and-leaverman and Graverobber...

@AES: Mazdaspeeding Canuck: Hey, it's not all roses over here in Alberta either! Why, just the other day, a client, Geoff, was forced by the economy to reconsider the purchase of some property for a vacation home!

Hey! I sent in multiple tips on this, and not even a shout-out in the post? I'm totally not feeling the love. Wes, the next time you want snuggle-time, you're sleeping on the couch instead.

@baldy_pm: The "less-crispy" is just because we haven't completely condemned our souls to an eternity in the fires of hell. As for more circular... I'm not fat! It's all this fur. It makes me look... poofy.

@Ash78: He really needs to put google ads on his website. Just the clickthroughs from Jalopnik would probably cover a month's salary.