@boosted-lego-wagon -> now boosted to 350hp: That just made me laugh out loud while on a conference call. Oops.

@Ash78: like, say, a "banker" who spends way too much time on an "automotive website"

If I had the money, this, or the RS6 Avant, is what I would buy. I've mentioned many times my irrational love for wagons, and a supercar station wagon is pretty much the ideal candidate to bring out my inner dragon.

@Mobius_1: Speaking of which, there was a to-die-for hot blonde in the lineup in front of me in Tim Horton's this morning. I had a hard time remembering what I wanted to order, she was that distracting.

@Formerlythegreatestdriver: My thoughts exactly. "Woo! I sure showed him! That Grand Caravan can't keep up to my WRX! Yeah!"

@PowerTryp: Wait... is bigger better? Or is it better to have a lower number? How does that work again?

@Ash78: Well, if it's any indication, I left my sunroof and windows open accidentally last night, and I live in a rough part of town. I have a touchscreen in-dash DVD player, a GPS unit, an iPod, a netbook, a radar detector, some magazines, and a huge wad of Canadian Tire money. Not only was nothing touched, but at…

@pauljones: CALGARY is the American city. Edmonton's reasonably normal, with horrendously bad roads just like the rest of Canada.

@Graverobber: "Now the only trolling THIS Acura fan will be doing will be in the prison showers... IN JAIL!"

Yes, yes, yes, multiple Canadian references, even though it's not strictly relevant, in the hopes that we can get the commentariat up into a Canada-bashing frenzy and generate more clickies. Well, here you go, token Canadian posting a response.

@A stʁolling playeʁ: Hey, that kinda looks like me!

@.357: If that's not the understatement of the year, I don't know what is.

@leavethegun-takethecannoli: I was going with the Godfather reference in your name. "You never saw me here, we never talked, I din't do nuthin'."

Ash, if you keep kicking everyone's ass like this, I don't think we can be friends no more.

@Matt Hardigree: I think there's a few of us that you're trying your hardest to ignore... each for different reasons.

@Deartháir: Wow, formatting fail. Well, it had to happen eventually, since I can't see what I'm typing...

This just in, ladies and gentlemen: Not to be outdone, Nissan has just announced that they will be borrowing $990 Million from Renault.

Wow. That... that's sexy, that is.