@Ash78: This whole thread is like a COTD home-run derby...

@Code name: Lavinicus Stronghold: I figured there'd be a shot at me in here somewhere... No, it's not me. Come on now, that's just insulting.

@Deartháir: So far... I mostly have the beer.

@tenbeers: This is why we get along so well. $25k would get the Corrado a Lysholmed 20V 1.8 with strengthened internals, full Syncro conversion, new leathers and a race suspension setup. Aim for 375-400hp out all four wheels in a car that weighs about as much as one of those 24" or 30" or whatever "dub" wheels…

After the eight previous years, I'd say you guys are being pretty picky over a misused word. Comedy shows up here used to just run Bush's speeches unedited as material.

@.357: I'd say we should invade them and destroy their country, but seriously, could we do anywhere NEAR as good a job at destroying their country as they do?

@ShraddhaBear: Yes.

@Strooooolling the Jalopplayer: That is actually EXACTLY what I was thinking.

@.357: Close.

@pauljones: Oh, and by the way, well done on the COTD. Particularly since it was on the Porsche-Nissan slapfight, for which I won an earlier COTD.

@pauljones: It's nice and nipply! :)

Christ, I can't even TRY and guess how many times I've been stopped. In roughly 14 years of driving, it's so many times I don't get nervous anymore. I am a master of talking my way out of tickets, but I average one ticket every two and a half years, along with about twelve to fifteen warnings in the same time period.…

@Matt Ash 33 Hardigree: Matt, that is so freaking hilarious, you've just earned yourself one free reprieve from any future mockery or scorn I may attempt to throw your way, or at the editorial staff in general. Just remind me of this.

@Ash74: I'm leaving it. I couldn't comment at all thanks to Nibbles, so dammit, I'm keeping my Ash-name a while longer.

Thank god it wasn't one of those fucking Ashes.

Not enough to make me upgrade from by Alpine. I can still crash into walls with old-fashioned DVD technology just fine, thank you.

@Graverobber: Eugh. And trying to do that in a barely-adequately-powered old British car with dodgy electricals would be an invitation for massive amounts of rage, I'd say.

@Formerlythegreatestdriver: I was kinda thinking the same thing, except that I haven't had enough coffee yet.

@Graverobber: Looks like Version 2.0 from a few days ago "We'll fucking do anything!"

@Ash78: Illegal, maybe... but somehow appropriate as well.