@BigHarv: Not only that, but it really, really is a nice car to drive. I only had it for a day to do a review on it, but I honestly wished I could have had it for much longer, and it was enough to make me seriously consider buying one.

@Dhillaz: Might wanna look into that a little more.

@Graverobber: I'm also not feeling optimistic about this.

Ouch. Sorry Wes. I wrote an article a few days ago wherein I said that any auto journalist who said the current XJ was outdated or retro was clearly just an idiot who had spent too much time drinking Bangle's kool-aid. Similarly, considering it bloated when it's a 7-series competitor that weighs in at 3-series weight…

I feel like a little kid at Christmas. I'm going to go get some Crown Royal and hunker down in front of my computer for a few hours, looking at photos.

@JalopEngineerd: Really.

@Gutpunch McRodbender, a strolling player's understudy: So that's where all those naked pictures of me went... I'm really sorry about that.

@General Halfshaftery: And God bless her for it.

@General Halfshaftery: She took out a restraining order on you too, huh?

@bigblockautoX™: Do you need a hug? C'mere, big guy.

Sigh. Murilee, photo galleries like this bring me such serenity, I'm starting to think I need to go back and download them all for a screen-saver. And every time I'm feeling a bit disillusioned with Jalopnik, this kind of thing reminds me why I started coming here in the first place.

@elitza owns the last Enzo shirt: I'm not sure that "hilarious" is quite the word I'd choose.

Sorry, but if the bad guy transforms into an Audi R8, how am I supposed to root for something that cries and turns into an ugly Camaro? Am I missing something here? I guess we root for whoever Megan likes?

Also: For a paint scheme, I'm thinking you need to go Queen Mary on it. Keep the white roof, and a bit of the side; then a big black stripe down the side, with red beneath that. A classic nautical theme, rather like this:

Junkman, you remain my personal hero. I wanna be just like you when I grow up. If I grow up.

@pauljones: Mr. Jones, you seem cranky today. Do you need a hug? C'mere, big guy.

@SCROGGZILLA!!: Thank you, my son.

@reefer: I would have been more sad if they had been cute.

I've one-upped that as well. I've developed a method of personal mobility that requires no batteries or gyroscopes. With a turning radius of zero and exceptional efficiency, I'm sure it will be revolutionary. Highly maneuverable, this personal mobility solution allows the user to ascend and descend stairs, transcend…

@ampedpack: Target isn't in Canada yet.