@beercheck: I think we've conclusively proven that anytime there's a cross-post to Jalopnik, the Jezzies run away and hide. It's safe to come out and play.

@BigHarv: Grey Poupon goes with the Rolls, not the Jag. Make that mistake, and you're going to clearly label yourself as nouveau-riche.

@pauljones: Still. I'd hit it.

@Almostbanned: Yes, but she does have quite a nice body. That moves her a lot higher on my list.

@Bento needs a 20 billion dollar bailout: Haven't you ever seen the Internets before? She's proven, graphically, that she can drive stick.

@jeepgirl...has Jill and Bahbee in the back seat: It could also be that nobody is looking at her hair...

@Ray Wert: I dunno about that... we've got quite a few Jalopchicks now. It's a little exclusionary.

@Hoser Dave: Dave, if you can tell me where I can find a half-decent Iltis for $500, I'll hug you.

@Maymar bans bare chassis hoonage: Finally, someone showing love for the Iltis.

@M: Holy FUCK.

@aSoundofSleep aka Diddles McGee: They want attention... and you gave it to them. Falling directly into their trap. Honestly, they could have dug a pit, covered it with leaves, and put up a big sign that said, "DON'T STAND HERE", and you still woulda walked right in.

Worst news: For Canada.

@EtrnL_Frost: The truly scary part about that statement is that I've heard it quite a few times before. One guy actually proposed marriage to me.

That's classic.

@Gearhead's Garage: @FЯeeMan has had his GOLD card revoked: Thanks kids, i appreciate the COTD noms.

@elwood: You know what, I have a hard time disagreeing with you, despite what I say. I am madly in love with everything Audi is doing right now, and it seems like every press release they put out is another answer to what the Jalopulace criticise all the time. "Cars are getting bloated and heavy!" Audi says: "Our next…

@elwood: The only thing that's really nice about the Enclave — well, in fairness, it is a comfortable vehicle to drive, and quite a pleasant place to spend time, but that's sort of a requirement of an entry-level luxury vehicle — is the interior. It really is very, very nice. It's probably the nicest offering out of…

@pauljones: That's a great slogan. It's a wonder you're having to give it away for free just to get people to try it.