@B1663R: No... if it were a Sebring, it would be shaking violently and parts would be flying off of it.

@HurtsSoGood: Yes, there are currently quite a few Fords made at their plant in Mexico, and they're not exactly "recall-prone". But I understand where you're coming from, because all those fucking Mexicans are just lazy, stupid people, who couldn't figure out how to put a car together if their life depended on it.…

Next task. Identify what make/model of car the photographer is driving; by so doing, we can probably figure out which of our Detroit readers saw this sucker in person.

That is a HUGE D-pillar.

@Jo Schmo is auditioning for Threadjack, the movie: Oh, sweetie, you don't have to tell ME that.

@Deartháir exists mostly to f*ck with new commenters: Also: I am now jealous of Diddles for getting his own Jalopnik "tag"... as in [jalopnik.com] . I also think there needs to be a "Diddles" tag.

@Archon: Sorry... that slapping noise you heard was a collective ::facepalm::

@boosted-lego-wagon: That made my brain hurty. Do it again, but slower. And with pictures. Can you use flipcharts or powerpoints?

So for glamour,

@Alfisted: Oh god damn that thing's pretty. Good taste, sir, good taste.

@aSoundofF*cking: Dude. He's talking about boobs. How am I supposed to not encourage that? The only thing I love more than boobs... is more boobs.

@Jo F*cking Schmo: Somebody kick him, I think he's stuck. Or broken. Get the jumper cables, and hook them to his nipples.

@Don't blame me, I voted for the old guy and the MILF govern...: It's doable... You just need to get a massive run at it. So, if you want to cruise through most of California at 75 mph, you'd pretty much need to start in Oregon to have enough time to get it up to speed.

@PatFromGundo: I agree wholeheartedly. Although his three-car comparo is much better-written than mine.

@Bullitt417: Well put, sir. For a tasteful analogy to boobies, ironically done the other way around (usually we compare cars to boobs, not boobs to cars), you earn a patented Deartháir heart-clicky.

@bertone f*cking 77: The problem with that is that my hands are enormous. DD's aren't even a handful for me.

@something_unique_and_descripti...: I'm pretty sure I got mine just for the sheer number of insults I've hurled at Ray. The rest of the editorial staff chipped in and got it for me.

@FurtiveParsnip: I keep accumulating followers. I haven't even BEEN here, and somehow I have more of them. What the fuck is wrong with all you people?

@TAO TE POLAЯ: POLAЯ, I miss you.

@☠Grяrяrяrяrяrяrя spelled backwards is яrяrяrяrяrяrяrG☠: That's, what, $12?