@Pleco - In hoons nos fides: Mmmmmmmm. Donuts.

@FurtiveParsnip: How the hell do you think I feel? You're still a newbie to me!

@Charles_Barrett - Now with Variable-Valve Timing: They told me the neural implant came with the gold star. Didn't you get yours? Or did they install yours in the middle of the night like they did with Ash?

@nataku83: That fails to negate, and in fact further strengthens, my argument that they are simply failures as human beings.

@engineerd: We have standards? Since when? I've seen plenty of photos of booth babes that certainly don't seem to indicate that.

@pauljones-Jo Schmo's saintly and opposite twin.: Sigh. Then I'm afraid there is just no hope for you, my son.

@aSoundofSleep: I have to agree. I kinda like it. It's neat, creative, and shows a sense of humour. I have no objections to this whatsoever.

@Ash78: I'm looking forward to seeing the MkVI without those awful potato-cutter wheels. It looks a bit like a return to the design school of the MkIV. One day, VW will realize that the aftermarket enthusiast crowd has already figured out the wheels that look best on VWs, and just equip their cars with those things.

@Deartháir: It's worth mentioning that these are available brand new for around $15k, which, I think would be the equivalent of about an $11k new car in the 'States.

@pauljones-Jo Schmo's saintly and opposite twin.: That is because you are wrong.

@Ash78: They're always making "improvements".

Hooray for tits and ass!

@rlj676-Carbon Footprint Size - Clownshoe: That is because they are failures as human beings. I'm a whole lot further north, with a whole lot more extreme weather, and I'm driving a friggin' lowered Corrado. Haven't been legitimately stuck yet.

@pauljones-Jo Schmo's saintly and opposite twin.: It's extra creepy if you're following Ray. All his running commentary about how well his underwear fits, whether or not his lunch gave him gas, his suspicions that the girl in the elevator with him isn't wearing a bra... it's a bit troubling.

@ZukeZuke: Well, except for the fact that regardless of the test or comparison, it's going to be won by either the BMW 3-series or the Honda Accord.

Ray, your obsession with Twitter is starting to concern us. Do we need to call together the Cotomer Sevis Reps to give you an intervention?

For the second time in only two years, I'm agreeing with Ray here. And it makes me feel dirty.

@Scroggzilla: As you already have a star and a heart-click, I'll just give you a big hug instead.

@smalleyxb122: Since British law is similar to Canadian law, I'm going to assume the tickets work much the same way. There are two aspects to tickets here; one, were you speeding, and two, by how much. He's in a 50MPH zone, and if he was going fast enough that the officer wasn't alarmed by a reading of 173 MPH, it's…

@Mad_Science: Hell, that's the guy who lives in the apartment across the hall from me. He had an old Dodge Ramcharger that couldn't get registered for the road because it had been written off. So he bought, I think, three more, and made one good one from all the different parts, choosing one with a clean title to…