@boosted-lego-wagon: Maybe if you just wire it up backwards?

@Mad_Science: The formula works for Caterham, I don't see why it couldn't work for Ikea. All the jokes aside, I think this would work pretty damn well. A cheap, simple car that, say, dad could assemble in a garage in a weekend or so with basic tools? Most of the wiring should be completely possible. I mean, look how,…

@Ash78: Ash, do you get a bit of vertigo?

@Armand Bengle: Actually I think that silver Alfa coupe in photo #9 is the new object of my lust. I know, it's an Alfa, so it won't actually operate as a motor vehicle, but damn that sucka's pretty.

That lead photo makes me tingly in my naughty bits. There's something about these little old three-box compact sedans that just looks so... right. The BMW 2002, the Datsun 510, the Mk1 Escort. They just look great.

Every time I see that photo, all I can think is "Let's see if those bastards can do ninety..."

Ms. Martin, you are filled with more awesome than should be allowed by law.

@Tomsk is leading the search for the preview button: You, sir, have summarized my lust for this car better than I could myself.

@Mad_Science: THANK YOU, Mr. Science, for being the voice of reason once again. I knew I could count on you.

@Leeeeena the Jalopchick: You need a hobby.

@Ray Wert: Praise the Law-ahd! Hay-lellujah, brutha, preach AWN!

@Jo Schmo, Pauljones evil and opposite twin: Please... stop imagining my Schwartz. You're cute and all, but you're starting to creep me out a bit when you do that.

Okay, now I'm getting offended. I'm starting to feel a bit like Obi-Wan when Anakin started his transition to Darth Vader.

Is it a decent price? Yes.

@something_unique_and_descripti...: The Prelude got the active torque transferring differential. It was never all-wheel-drive, but the torque-transfer system was later adapted and used in the Acura's SH-AWD system. I'm going entirely off memory here, because teh Intarnets are providing NOTHING for confirmation, but I…

@boosted-lego-wagon: As another Canadian who has applied for his (now allowable) dual-citizenship from Eire (Southern Ireland), I wholly condone your actions, and wish I were still in your province so we could go get properly blasted together.

@Ash78: I support this statement wholeheartedly. I also like to think that she'd understand the Vee-Dub hand-sign, and it would give her squishy pants when stopped beside my Corrado.

@Deartháir is going to miss you: And yes, mom calls her "appledash". Just like I call mom "mom", even though she's not mine.

@appledash: We can just submit the messages your mom sends me on Facebook.

@joneez is tired of all the Pinto hate: Who?