@Graverobber: I. Blame. Nibbles.

@Jo Schmo, Pauljones evil and opposite twin: If and/or when I win again, I demand a Scarlett Johansson trophy.

This counts as five posts, right? Because it was posted, taken down, and posted again?

@.357: It actually kinda looks like Graverobber... Although maybe a little shorter.

Nothing I like more than a Graverobber COTD. Congrats, once again, Mr. Robber! You remain our COTD Jedi Master.

@rlj676-Carbon Footprint Size - Clownshoe: The driveline and platform, I have no issues with. I mean, it's basically a two-door G8 GXP.

@leavethegun-takethecannoli: I believe I'm supposed to be making the Financiapocalypse jokes.

That's three! Come on boys, just one more, and you can tie the 4-in-a-day for the Prius on the "Most Posts About An Uninspiring Car" Top Gear Leaderboard.

@engineerd is functionally ЯetardeD: You know, I'm thinking we need to adapt tenbeers new weight measurement (the "Rado") as a bloat measurement. Small cars can be measured on the CorRado scale, larger vehicles on the SilveRado scale, and obscene bloat on the EldoRado scale.

@tenbeers: You, sir, are a fucking genius.

@engineerd over 200 served: Canadians are a strange breed.

@ЯEVEЯEND POLAЯ CAN SAVE YOU FЯOM THE CAЯPOCOLYPSE: I'm now thinking your "Tao" ailment might be contagious, POLAЯ. Wait... Let's do this in POLAЯ-style:

@Deartháir - Cogito Ergo Boom: I think, therefore I kick ass...: Also, a lovely writeup, Uncle Pete. And not only because of the Barenaked Ladies reference at the end.

Very nice, Mr. G. Very nice indeed. Congratulations, I'm sure Jo or neerd will be along shortly with your prize!

@pauljones-Jo Schmo's saintly and opposite twin.: Unfortunately, it's looking increasingly likely that I might have to pull a POLAR and vanish from Jalopnik for an extended period. Work life is getting heavier and heavier, and something's gonna have to give. I'm afraid it's probably going to have to be Jalopnik.

Bugatti used to build the exceptionally beautiful Bugatti Royale:

Cue SuzanneD's orgasm in 3... 2... 1...

@BЯдΖǐL-ЯЄРΘЯΤЄЯ: Women are overrated. At least with my car, I can fix it with a crowbar and a monkey wrench.

@Formerlythegreatestdriver: I like the way you think.

@Å sjrøllyng pléyя: Don't encourage him, I've got like 30 peoples' souls on my conscience as a result of convincing them to join FaceBorg. I mean, look at damnelantra. I don't think he's done anything OTHER than facebooking since we convinced him to join!