You got to test-drive a Soul? Man... Diddles' Mini Clubman doesn't look so bad anymore. What's wrong, no interns available?

@BЯдΖǐL-ЯЄРΘЯΤЄЯ: Um. V8 Busa? I need more information on this, my mind is not comprehending your words.

@BЯдΖǐL-ЯЄРΘЯΤЄЯ: Oh fuck it.

@JackMaz got wagon fever: Jasonese?

@Neener: Viva la Revolucion!!

@Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet: I always wanted to do that with a chainsaw motor. Swap out the sprockets, put on a bicycle chain, give 'er beef.

@engineerd the Preview-free edition: That's for 2009. I'm tracking them by year, otherwise I get confused and make mistakes.

When my friend was working for the parks department, he was running a campground in southeastern BC. For days on end, there would be nobody in the campground, but he still had to sit in his little hut and wait, in case someone did show up.

Dear god, you've tied me, and moved yourself into the "2 COTD" column of my database.

@engineerd the Preview-free edition: My comments should always be read in a Ron White voice. Not only because I sound like him, but because I usually have a cigar and a glass of scotch at all times. Which is probably why I sound like him.

@engineerd the Preview-free edition: Still... for that kind of engine pr0n, it might just be enough to convince me that Mr. Insider isn't such a bad guy after all.

@Maxichamp: I'm going to go with "Because AWESOME."

@leavethegun-takethecannoli: A remarkably apt analogy! They remind me of a massive German man with slicked-back blonde hair and mirrored sunglasses, standing ominously calm in the midst of chaos around him, just because he knows that he can probably kick the shit out of anyone who comes too close.

@Mad_Science: I've already pleaded for such deputization, however you are far more respectable than I am. I would endorse such a move, so long as you gave a star to leavethegun-takethecannoli.

@leavethegun-takethecannoli: I'd think he'd need a bigger hammer...

Lemme try an ePRS summary here:

@Jo Schmo, Pauljones evil and opposite twin: I'd like to congratulate whichever of you updated the Jalopnik entry on Wikipedia. It should be noted that it's "Commenter" of the day... and I think it deserves a reference to the "Smoking Lounge", which was the nickname for the COTD thread long before I bastardized it…

@JCWhitless - Honda killed the S2000 to afford to advertise ...: Hey, I like anyone who can dispense the bullshit as well as you did in that comment. Hypothetical re-heartclickie, and a hearty congratulations on the COTD.

Ray, you get a free pass from me on this one. I won't pick on you, make fun of you, or criticise you in any way.

@coupeZ600: I want a PT Cruiser now, just for that reason.