Well she was obviously hired for her brains.

@Ray Wert: THERE IS NOT! I've never once used any sort of enhan...

@Ray Wert: Dammit, Roy, knock it off, I'm not supposed to agree with you. You're supposed to do the shifty-eyes and speak nothing but madness, remember? How is that legend supposed to live on if you keep saying things that make sense like that?

All about cars? That's funny, my gay friend was raving about the movie, because apparently it's all about overexposure to little blue penises.

@Number_six: My GPS was worth every penny of the $299 I paid for it... Mostly due to Calgary. Seriously... didn't someone think before designing the roads in that damn town?

@Rockford Brodie does not look good in HD: As I pointed out earlier, Butch Deadlift...

@Jo Schmo, Pauljones evil and opposite twin: I now want to win COTD just because the quality of the trophies seem to be improving daily. Even if she's not as lovely as my beloved Scarlett, you are doing an excellent job of finding some damn fine COTD trophies.

@my beater Mercedes lacks reverse: Congrats on COTD, since I forgot to say it earlier. It's a damn fine one, and you definitely deserve to be added to the COTD stats database. :)

@engineerd thinks cannoli is deserving of a star: I still have that song on CD in my car. About every 2 years it makes it back onto a mix CD I make for a road trip, and each time, I wonder why I don't just put it on every goddamn CD — along with the full version of the Sopranos themesong. They're two songs that just…

@Mad_Science: Matt has never really been into quality control. I've been credited as "Stud Beefpile" in one COTD post.

@War2d2: Thanks for that link... I caught QOTD shortly after it was posted and it was already up to three pages, so I skipped it. I know, I'm a selfish bastard.

I LOVED that commercial when it first came out. It may be largely responsible for my as-yet untamed and irrational love of the Jaguar S-Type:

@justsomereportingguy: As soon as someone gives me a McLaren F1, I'll check the swap on the Corrado mirrors. You betcha.

@Foozy Ploosh Room: Similarly, it seems the only people who wanted the big flat Corrado headlights are people retrofitting them onto their Gen II Golves, Jettae and Sciroccos. Wonder why? Could it be their fantastic ability to attract highway rocks? I think it could!

@kfortune: Might want to click on the "VW Corrado" photo. It appears you're correct on the later model Lotus Esprit, but the McLaren F1's mirrors are clearly from the Corrado.

@FromaBuick6: I really wish we could expand Jalopnik's love of the El Camino to an equally-passionate love of Sportwagons.

We've always known they were terrorists. Hell, they're run by AOL, last I heard, and anyone who's been on the internets since the early 1990s knows that AOL is, has always been, and will always be, the epitome of evil. Right up there with Microsoft.

@Skunky: They've already teased us repeatedly with a Pontiac version of the Commodore Sportwagon:

@Unevolved- Recommended by 4 out of 5 dentists.: "Take previous exit on left."

@leavethegun-takethecannoli: Hell, it's missing two tires, isn't it? If they haven't even finished it, how can it win?