@Graverobber: Dammit, you sure are right. And look at that, they're the stock taillights for a Lotus 47.
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@Graverobber: Still no luck finding where the Lotus' taillights came from on this end. You?
@A strolling player: I know there were a couple of cars that also borrowed the Corrado's power rear spoiler, but I can't find any reference to them at all.
@Syrax, star dealer: Well... not yet. ;)
@Maxichamp: But at least they're NICE keys.
@Deartháir now campaigns for leavethegun - takethecannoli: I should have kept my mouth shut. I just got a chill down my spine which indicates to me that it's probably going to be me who puts that list together.
@Leeeeena the Jalopchick: Someone needs to sit down and actually figure out the origin of all the memes, (like, say, Breakfast Scotch) put them all together, and give them to Uncle Pete to do up an announcement that we can hide somewhere and toss to n00bs.
@engineerd thinks cannoli is deserving of a star: He's starting to sound like he's Irish Catholic, with this many siblings.
@Tanshanomi: When a car is so beautiful that it renders you speechless, it's naturally going to be tough to come up something intelligent and unique to contribute. This is such a car.
@Cognitive Friction: And we would have no response but "NNGH! Thank you, sir, may I have another..."
It's either the time change, or the lack of Breakfast Scotch in my system, but I read that headline as "2010 Kia Sorento's Leaking Head has Soul Unpeeling".
@Ben Wojdyla: I DEMAND MORE VOLVO COVERAGE.
@leavethegun-takethecannoli: This actually wouldn't fit between my living room and my kitchen. I need one of those long grabby-arm things that old people use... but I need it to be able to go around corners so it can grab me another beer from the fridge.
@SirNotAppearing: As one of the louder representatives of the Wagon Uber Alles faction of Jalopnicity, I'm going to go with "no". I don't think it's acceptable. Firstly, because that means there's one less wagon in the world, and that's just wrong. But also: Wagons are designed with a different sort of structural…
@A strolling player: So... Roy is his not-so-evil twin, and Mal is his much-more-evil cousin?
@Pete Gaines: And the neon! and the blinkie blue light on top? And Diddles driving it into a security detail?
@FionaScrapple: You must have missed the memo:
@BLS: Thanks for the early-morning laugh. Jalopnik makes daylight savings time better.