No. This, this is the "meh". The Wagon was teh r0x0rz, This is more of teh sux0rz.

@FromaBuick6: Damn rights. Okay, I get it, El Caminos are more Jalopnik... but the Jalopulace, I think, prefers the wagons.

@ONSLAUGHT: Yes. Yes they do. Anyone who thinks there shouldn't be a wagon version of any sports car on the market is obviously a terrorist.

A while ago I said, "Anyone remember back when Ferrari used to make beautiful cars? Yeah, me neither, it's been that long."

Needs more 50-cal machine guns in the bed. Otherwise, you can rest secure in the knowledge that you'll be able to borrow this Toyota for many, many, many more years to come.

@Murilee Martin: I second that motion. Even the awful ones. I have this strange desire to take the worst AMCs ever produced and try every car customizing trick in the book to make them look sexy. Even if I fail miserably, it'd be fun.

@Mike the Dog: Somebody needs to smack the boy. The only way to find out how sour the grapes are is to take yourself a big handful and eat until you feel ill.

@Tiberiuswise - now with 20% more sarcasm.: I'd be all over that. Except for the... you know, other side of the continent thing.

@Foozy Ploosh Room: The AMX?? You don't want an AMX? Atsamatta for you?

@TENGRAM - faster than a speeding mullet.: That does have quite a beautiful sound to it. Mind you, I could be biased, because it sounds quite a lot like the Corrado, albeit with a slightly lumpier idle.

@highmileage: Welcome aboard, Brother Mileage. We'll have someone find you a pair of coveralls and a Megan Fox photo.

@engineerd thinks cannoli is deserving of a star:

@seoultrain: *chokes on drink*

@beercheck: Me?

JALOPS! STAND UP AND UNITE!

@Mad_Science: That is EXACTLY what I thought when I saw this post. "My god, someone has built Murilee's PCH candidate."

@boosted-lego-wagon: Bastards. I still have to drive home before I can crack a drink.

@Foozy Ploosh Room: I told you, you gotta wait til you're old enough to legally enjoy the bottle of complimentary Brefist Scotch that comes with the victory.

@boosted-lego-wagon: Yeah, but two in January kinda makes up for it. You're still on-track to match my personal one-a-month goal.

@engineerd thinks cannoli is deserving of a star: I live my life one COTD at a time. And for those ten seconds of fame or less... I'm free.