@Pessimippopotamus Parkingtonius: I'll refrain from commenting on the reasons for that, or he'll take potshots at me in an article again.

The grand prizes, this year, for Tim Horton's "Roll Up the Rim" contest, are 35 Toyota Venzas. Every single person I've heard comment on it at a Timmy's has said some variation of, "That's the grand prize? Fuck, I hope they have a cash option if you actually win. I wouldn't even be able to sell that thing, nevermind…

@jakeperish: Remember, a wedge shape isn't necessarily the best shape for a car like this. The Veyron has variable geometry to allow it to literally change shape and airflow and provide the maximum amount of grip at speed without having too much drag.

@casadelshawn: And, for a change, it's the Loverman that's wearing the thong(s).

@Cognitive Friction: We always referred to it as "extra chunky salsa", but I think, with the speeds involved, your "pink mist" is accurate.

They make such a cute couple. And Murilee's so damn sexy.

@Scroggzilla, Murilee's Personal Attack Kaiju: Come, come my good man. No JATO rocket can move as fast as a Veyron on Nitrous. It would just be extra drag!

@Pelm, driving across La Belle Province all year round!: Sweet. I think COTD nominations mean more to me than the actual wins, so thank you.

@pauljones-Jo Schmo's saintly and opposite twin.: I seriously can't defend against that. I don't understand how you can see that as ugly.

@Daniel Horney: Find me any other car on the planet that drives as nicely and is as comfortable as an Audi A4 and can hit 400+ km/h.

This may be the only car that can make you look at the Primate Aztek, and think... "You know, maybe that thing's not so bad after all."

@beercheck: 26-oz flu, maybe.

I can only imagine the conversation in Volkswagenzentralkommandantur about this car.

@pauljones-Jo Schmo's saintly and opposite twin.: I will slap the SHIT out of you.

@Ash78: Admit it. You're the one who issued the collections / repossession order on this car, aren't you?

@Foozy Ploosh Room: "Oh not again..."

@elitza is the liver: Mmmm, a Pangalactic Gargle-Blaster... the effect of which is like having your brains smashed in with a slice of lemon wrapped around a large gold brick.

@elitza is the liver: Sounds appropriate to me...

Once again, Ash reminds us why he is the Master, and we are but Padowan learners.

@Skunky: I am the banker.