@maximum-sienna already has a BMW GPS unit: Imagine how some of us oldbies feel, with all these n00bs coming in and hogging all the COTDs. I'm starting to think it's time to go back to basic training!

That's great and all, but that converts 1.21 gigawatts. How many horsepower is in a Jiggawatt?

@engineerd: How did donkeys get involved with this?

I want it. A lot.

@Rust-MyEnemy: "Time Bonus! New routes home have been unlocked."

@damnelantra™: I'm thinking more of a '72 Skyline.

@leavethegun-takethecannoli: Shit. You're absolutely right.

@Neomatica - Defending the front lines of the war on Godzilla: Or a Smart, with the proper diesel, not that piece-of-shit you Americans got. Bob Ross had far, FAR, FAR too much awesome to be sentenced to something shitty like a Prius. I actually feel kind of offended by that.

Wait... Elvis is dead? Since when?

"Now calculating the shortest route to the titty-bar, you dirty bastard. Honestly, and you wonder why you're still single."

@Ben Wojdyla: Ben, it frightens me how close we've come on our car selections.

@Van Sarockin: The phrase "rogue trebuchet" just filled me with indescribable glee.

This should be fun!

@Jo Schmo, Pauljones evil and opposite twin: GREAT SCOTT!

@aSoundofSleep: I'm not an alcoholic, I'm a drunk. Alcoholics go to meetings. I go to pubs.

@dwegmull, wished he had an A in his name to make a SAAD jok...: Or worse, Calgary...

@Deartháir aka Prawo Jazdy: Eastbound, not westbound. Halfwit.

@WpgJets: Nah. I was in the Greyhound station he left from about two weeks later, and the jokes were flying around there like crazy.

@brandegee: Unless it's a rental car. I don't care what it is, I can get any rental car airborne.

@TurboWeasel: He DID pull off a totally kickin' 720 on the way in there...