@aSoundofSleep: Personally, I think your story is God's way of telling you you're a failure when it comes to drinking.

@domino: And I love every single one of you.

@CypressCarNut- Who's gonna build excitement now?: And if they say "no", then what?

@lilwillie: I also. I grew up in a small town, and one night I came walking out of the pub, and knew I absolutely should not be driving. So I walked around the corner to the hiding spot where the police like to sit and wait for drunk drivers.

@X3SoB: Halp! I'm being oppressed!

@Foozy Ploosh Room: I didn't realize I had that much grey.

@aSoundofSleep: Let's see how he takes to car bombs. The Irish know how to deal with Brits they don't like, Stig or no Stig.

@engineerd: Feud? The hell are you talking about?

@DannyBN: Amen to that. I love the 2002.

@engineerd has a crush on Murilee: Braaaaaaaaaainnnnssss...

@Smells_Homeless: I like the way you think, lad.

@Schm-san, SHO-time, fo-SHO.: Hey now. Just because I'm Canadian doesn't necessarily mean I'm a Communist.

@bobash: As Novaload points out, we've had this discussion many times with no resolution. There's no definition because they're slang-terms used by car-guys to describe the beasts they're admiring, and every car guy looks at them differently. So technically, there's no real definition for any of this, so nobody can be…

@bzr used the word carpocalypse on a college paper: Hell, we're the least-discriminating exclusive club on the planet. Anybody's welcome, so long as they behave themselves. (Just don't pee in the potted plants, and you'll probably be fine.)

@Van Sarockin: No no. Some people we keep away from the liquor cabinet. Tenbeers, for instance.

@FromaBuick6 has a fever, and the cure is more Murilopnik: Wh-wh... WHAT?

@Rust-MyEnemy Smells Of Mobil 1: I want Crikey points to hand out as well! Can I apply for licensed use of your trademarked patented product?

@engineerd has a crush on Murilee: That is absolutely awesome.

@FlaaffySkiploom: Oh, and HELL YEAH, JIM!

@layabout hunting Cerbera: No no. Superman's real. It's okay.