How did this get stuck in my Murilopnik? There's no rust, no patina, no dog in the front seat... and that doesn't look like it was shot on a downtown city street.

I might actually be one step closer to my goal today. :)

@Alan Vochaska: I accept your philosophy, and adopt it as my own.

I think an LS9 should fit in there quite nicely, Murilee.

@Novaload Misses Murilee: "Quick ascendancy"? He's been here since February '07. He's been here longer than me!

A "good" RX-7 rotary engine?

@eggwich del fiero: I may have to retract that, as it seems I'm the only one who gets the "Stig" connection. You know... Black Stig is back, White Stig's days are numbered, Auto Insider uses a White Stig avatar, time to kill off Auto Insider I and bring out Auto Insider II in a black avatar.

@Pete Gaines: That boy needs a hobby, seriously.

@Pete Gaines: What? Leave? Are you trying to kick me outta here? Pete, I'm hurt. Look, I promise I won't try and hug you over here. We don't wanna ruin your street cred.

@Pete Gaines: You said you were running things over here this weekend. I HAD to pop in and watch the show.

@Pete Gaines: I saw Spacehog open for Aerosmith back in the late 90s sometime. Only band I've ever seen get boo'd off stage.

@beercheck: Since they were in their early 90's, I'm going to assume "no".

@Jérôme de Sad: I have no objections to yourself, your blog, your content, anything. I said the same thing to you that I've said to the dozens of others who have come onto Jalopnik and done the same thing. It's nothing personal, and nothing against you or your blog.

@graverobber: 100% Shovel Ready!: Can't... stop... laughing...

There was an adorable little elderly couple where I used to live who bought a wheelchair intended for a morbidly-obese person, complete with huge chair. The two of them could comfortably fit in the seat, and rather than having a car, they drove that around. Their house was only a few blocks from the downtown core, and…

@Charles_Barrett - Now with Variable-Valve Timing: It appears we've figured out the formula:

@engineerd is excited for Murilopnik Weekends!: Oh come on. They're just robots. What's the worst that could happen? Besides, you know, the scenarios spelled out in I, Robot, Terminator, 2001 and MST3K.

@engineerd is excited for Murilopnik Weekends!: Pfft. I thought robots didn't have feelings.

@engineerd: It's not a spat! I just wanna launch him off an aircraft carrier.

HOORAY! A Haiku!