@joshman: OOH! SPARKLY!

@drewheyman: Now we're branching off into murderers, an assassinated archduke, and nightclub mob mentalities?

Also. What's an INXS?

@Jo Schmo, Pauljones evil and opposite twin: Ah, yes, perhaps Matt's retaliating against Canada for a cheap shot in the ML320 thread.

@Duffman: Technically, I suppose it would be, wouldn't it?

@craigkay: Sigh. They're called "Crossover Utility Vehicles" now.

Cars? No? Nothing? K, just checking.

@P161911 misses weekday Murilee: That... that's brilliant. Tell your granddad he's my hero, if he's still kicking around.

@OldeEnglishD: Dude. I'm in Canada. I had two separate fridges and a cold-storage room in my last house, just to hold my various forms of booze. I'm in an apartment right now, and I've still got a second beer fridge, currently with about 45 bottles, of about 6 different kinds of beer.

You're on part 3 of this review, and that... thing... inspires so much "meh" from me that I honestly did not even notice that the first two parts of this review even happened. And that is absolutely no shot against Matt or his lovely photography or writing, (although there should be one of those showing up any…

@layabout now with V8 power: Well... that's a little awkward...

@layabout saaving Saab one caar at a time: Since I'm now in Alberta, which, aside from Saskatchewan is pretty much the armpit of Canada, you can buy acres and acres of land for really stupid cheap, especially if you're not trying to buy inside city limits.

@pauljones-Jo Schmo's saintly and opposite twin.: And good for you for being willing to stand up and speak your beliefs.

@wkiernan: Actually... Jalopnik editors make $100k/week anyhow.

@engineerd: If by "Humor" (whatever that is), you mean "Scotch", then I agree.

@engineerd: Take off, ya hoser.

@layabout saaving Saab one caar at a time: Nice to know the rest of us don't have to try today, isn't it? Feels like Ash has taken the pressure off.

@Ray Wert: I dunno. Did they channel Shakespeare as elegantly as I did in the Jalopnik Pontiac eulogy? No. Jalopnik FTMFW.

What is this "social networking" they're talking about?

@Triborough: @Novaload Misses Murilee: I agree with you wholeheartedly. Unfortunately, when Murilee posts, she gets like 1,500 views. When Auto Insider posts some goddamn photo of a new fucking Kia, it gets 15,000 views. It's sickening. Maybe we just need to go into Murilee posts and hit refresh over and over for an…