@Novaload Misses Murilee: If by "farted", you mean "fucked", then you're probably right.

@engineerd: My god, what have I started?

@cargogh: Not if it's done with the blood of dissidents.

@leavethegun-takethecannoli: Pickup. I need something to tow around my MINI-branded snowmobiles.

@A strolling player can't find his avatar: You don't get asked for a hug very often, do you?

@A strolling player can't find his avatar: kind of a lame-ass hug, but it'll work.

@Pete Gaines: But... Pete... you said that I was your favourite people ever in the history of people...

@engineerd: I'll tell you when you're older.

@aSoundofSleep: Been there, done that. We completely obliterated an all-in-one with a ball-peen hammer. Then my best friend, who is more daring than me, took it in to Staples for "servicing".

@Tomsk is all about Murlopnik weekends!: Sure, she's pretty, but it's how she moves, talks, carries herself. She doesn't convey class or elegance, she conveys uncoordinated, awkward, uncomfortable.

@aSoundofSleep: You have the right choice. All other options so far have breasts, which simply won't do when playing Danica.

@Jo Schmo, Pauljones evil and opposite twin brother: Personally, I like how Megan Fox has suddenly become the Patron Saint of Jalopnik.

@Stuntdriver: And enough torque to flatten out the Rocky Mountains.

@graverobber: 100% Shovel Ready!: *clicks Promote*

@TheDough: With monkeys! Don't forget the monkeys!

@Jo Schmo, Pauljones evil and opposite twin brother: Can we do Megan Fox clones instead? Then maybe I'd try a little harder.

@coupeZ600: I dunno, that only just ties him for the lead with Ash78, who, it should be noted, kicked graverobber's ass last year.

@graverobber: 100% Shovel Ready!: OOH! STICKERS!

@beercheck: Now you're catching on. This has heritage, man!

@layabout now with V8 power: I'm looking forward to the new Rolls-Royce pickup and minivan (sorry, we call them "crossover utility vehicles" now, don't we?). It'll be great seeing all those snowmobiles being towed around by a big Roller grille.