@BLS: Dude. It's a Lancer. Here there be no dragons at all.

@Andrew Didorosi: LLLLLLLLLLet's get rrrrrready to rrrrrrrrrrrrrumblllle!

@bzr used the word carpocalypse on a college paper: I absotively happinessize largering my wordificationing.

Gratz, TR3-A! Take extra pride in that COTD, as this is the second day in a row where I've consciously thought that the Commentariat was really on fire. That's seemed to happen quite a bit lately. To earn COTD on a day like today is high praise indeed!

This was the noblest Domestic of them all.

If you have tears, prepare to shed them now.

@aSoundofSleep: Who knows, maybe it will live on as the Impala SS it should have fucking been in the first place.

Done to death by slanderous tongues

@Swallow_Doretti: "Oh, boys! Did you see her boobies! I just wanna squeeze 'em!"

@Jo Schmo: No, officer, they just stepped right out in front of me, and I had no time to react.

@sos10: She's so sexy.

@MizJenkins: I'm quite glad mine isn't on there. When I saw this list, I was sure Diddles was going to take a cheap-shot somewhere.

@engineerd is a Jalopaholic: Clearly, a Ford Taurus X:

@Pessimippopotamus Parkingtonius: I think she hit a child. Possibly several small children. Like, two dozen or so.

@Mad_Science: I found our comments more entertaining anyhow. You didn't miss anything.

@beercheck: Understatement of the day award!

@graverobber: Murilopnik Weekends mean I can cut back on th...: Loved this question:

@graverobber: Murilopnik Weekends mean I can cut back on th...: Jesus, every time I think I've got a bit of funny, I just need to read your posts. That had me biting my fist to keep from laughing too loud and attracting my staff's attention.

@jb: Ecoboost torque curve = OGC: I'm thinking that once they realize they're not as funny as they think they are, they'll start answering the questions they're taking?

@BrAff: Never put me in a situation where profanity is not advisable.