First time I saw man-on-man sex, I was surprised that missionary worked. So I figure, ANY position and anal sex are interchangeable.

These are, ostensibly, wordsmiths we’re talking about, right? Masters of metaphor, savants of simile? Then maybe it could occur to them that “doggy style” refers to the manner in which dogs go about their business. Do dogs have sex with the male behind the female? Yup. Does the male stick it up the butt? Nope. IT'S…

What’s even more shocking is that this is for next months Highlights “Spot the Difference”

Well, it can be the same thing if you buy me a nice dinner first.

Heterosexual answer: No

Man, if those two crazy kids can’t make it work, what hope do the rest of us have?

they look like they are siblings

Reports also indicate he is a last minute addition to the Republican debates tomorrow.

I’m sure this is somehow Goodell’s doing.

That divorce should open up a lot of cap space.