What a disaster he’ll be as a Cowboy next season?

Sandwiched in between Ethan Couch’s parents and Donald Sterling?

Touchy, mate!

Well, sure, in theory, at least. It would depend who’s at the mic. Brent Musberger? Give me any Russian, any day. (I’d take a Black Russian, but that’s personal preference.)

Jesus. So don’t watch it, or get a bigger monitor. Or learn a foreign language. Or learn to write decent English. Crappy writing in your native tongue is annoying, too.

But for the enormous effect exerted by the gambling industry, no one would give a damn about a premature ejaculation from one of their better spewing heads.

He’s not making the transition from Justin very smoothly...

Too bad your pa grabbed the condoms with the moth holes.

Rousey had better avoid mirrors for a while or she’ll be forced to see a human.

Exactly. Rousey sometimes says reasonable things, but she whines and pouts far too much for any adult.

The KY was lifted from their joint house office.

But she didn’t personally deflate his balls.

“Of course not! Neither one is sex.”

I think it’s actually for “Find the Hidden Paths to Hell.”

I call Shenanigans!

Eh? “Female” was not part of the question. When 2 boy doggies go about their business (not the “that’s not my dog” business in someone else’s yard...), there’s scant alternative.

They got a BOGO on nose jobs.

Or possibly “crap space,” as in media coverage....