@crackers in bed: maybe we can compromise on free people? I'm just thinking the whole boho jewel tones raw hems with extraneous detailing and ZERO wearability after a year in your closet screams one of those companies.

Am I the only one who thinks that Gretchen should just go design for Anthropologie and call it a day?

so I genuinuely mean it when I say that I loved this article and I'm glad it was posted, but gotta say: yikes, michener center for writers, this may be some hilariously unexpected PR.

@monkey_biz: ....I know you're saying this in a cartoon conductor voice and mean this as a joke, but jezebel, please offer some insight on this. at least...geometrically, if not sociologically.

@kelly_cm: I've never had anal sex, but post-orgasm pins and needles is the absolute best thing. I get it pretty reliably from oral sex; something about having to wait a liiiiittle longer for it makes your circulation go all nuts (but which, I mean, of course, diverting all the blood in your body to orgasm zone.)

How would any of the moms even qualify for public assistance if they're grossing 45K annually, plus whatever small amount they make from their jobs? Is it paid into a trust that they can only withdrawl at very slow rates? I don't know if there's been a reality show that had a vested intrest in keeping its star and…

@tealeaves: Ditto. Let's just stop talking about "what isn't ideal" in terms of families—what's ideal is whatever works to get a kid raised happy, healthy and loved, no matter if they have one parent or 60 or none, or any other circumstance.

@LaComtesse: yeahhh the model host wasn't really the best actress. Though I do think the girls themselves had no idea, which....ouch.

@LadyCoCo: I think it may be related to the size of your partner's member, too. This is entirely based on, uh, non-scientific testing done in...my pants, but still. More dong has historically equalled more ladyparts problems.

@ms.talulah: fuck comment of the day, I'm nominating you for elipses of the day.

@girlscoutcookie: just a note—it's against federal OSHA regulations to schedule an employee for shifts less than 8 hours apart, so you REALLY don't have to put up with that part. If you sued, you'd win.

@missheidilynn: perhaps, but there's always a remote possibility of eventual appeal or parole in one case, and zero chance of it in others. That said, I think you also have to talk about whether a punishment is "worse" in terms the community the criminal effected, as well. I've read some pretty horrific accounts of…

@morninggloria: ...what about Elyse from season 2 of ANTM? the would be-neurosurgeon/actual model in hong kong who tyra said she liked because she looked like a fetus? anyone?

@claratheg: I think this is when Jenna should swoop in and do a How To Do Everything Column on how to look hot in pictures....

@lollilove: me too! we need a more thorough mechanical explanation of this. maybe a stick figure diagram. seriously, I'm mystified.

@cookerybookery:

@NefariousNewt: Even civil compliments can feel like harassment. If I walk down the street and get ten "smile, you're beautiful"s, to quote the comic in the article, I feel just as uncomfortable as I would after a few "hey sexy"s, if only because I've been forced to think about my appearance at a time when I'd rather…

@crocuta: My thoughts exactly. Specifically, the sequel to Juno.

@It's you and so not me: I agree, but I'd want to add the caveat that you should never feel bad about saying something if things aren't justjustjust right, and KNOW going in that it probably won't be perfect until you do this. Usually, the instructor will fix it in order to demonstrate to the student how they could…

@BuffySummers: yes. big hair in andersonville (I think? I haven't lived there in a couple years) is amazing + cheap.