@dearcoquette: ahh annnnd there are approximately a zillion typos in that. stomach flu made me kinda stupid. sorry.

my lifetime secret unibrow is, the reason that tweezing is like, the one thing I'm totally awesome at. Just a few tips:

OKAY, so the Mark Singleton who's quoted in the second drop quote is a professor at the college where I work and leads an ashtanga vinyasa class that I go to regularly. And really? Dude is a hot British man in a bomber jacket who can put his leg behind his head while standing up. I'm sure he's not TRYING to be a…

@la.donna.pietra: wait: how does one exfoliate ones lips? I also live in the desert (santa fe), drink my 8 glasses a day, and still occasionally want to cry if I'm further than three feet from a tube of chapstick.

@OneBigPear: SERIOUSLY. does anyone like Tyra? Besides Ru, who seems to tolerate a lot of shenanigans from any queens that look like a younger version of her?

@Anita Ham Sandwich: AHAHAHA way to make me laugh spasmodically at my prim little office job. Which of course counts as FIFTY Kegels.

@KiddyKat: good idea, but when dude is staring at your junk like the back page on an issue of Highlights magazines, you probably aren't having the sexiest sex you've ever sexed.

@KellyKapowski: Nope. The best advice I can give is to find a good *patient* hair dresser and ask her to texturize the hell out of your hair—takes away volume and cuts down on drying time but doesn't make it shorter. Layered styles can work too, but some of them are designed to add volume and obvi that's no good. Re:…

@Oana Murray: To you I say: WHATEVER. Beautiful paradox or now, red velvet is the most delicious confection ever conceived. shy of, I don't know, Adrian Brody covered in flan.

Can I ask where you guys GOT your awesome, huge, could-fit-500-civil-war-era-paperweights bags? I've been carrying around an israeli paratrooper rucksack (no, really) forever, and while I love it, I have a real life big girl job now, and those sensitive to the plight of the palestinians look at me all cock-eyed when…

did anyone else notice how angelina is wearing the exact same dress in all of those photos? wouldn't the ultimate twist be if she was a hologram all along?!!

@chinaplate: I agree that I probably won't buy this book, but dude, Francesca Lia Block was HUGE in my adolescence and I can imagine that she's a common link among a lot of Jezebels. I think the whole interview was worth it just for the Weetzie-Bat related question; really, give her YA fiction a shot, she's really,…

@whynotshesaid: Maybe it's a reflection of the insanely upscale community I live in, but I moonlight as a babysitter outside of my full time job and never leave with less than $80 in my pocket for really sweet, easy kids. I charge more for multiple children or ones that are total terrors, but most families are happy…

EVERYTHING should have a sidebar by guest author Mariah Carey. The Declaration of Independence. The Bible. My will.

Is it just me or does EVERY time Shia LeBoeuf give an interview, he says something awkward and TMI that the whole world seems to collectively say "errrr" to? Who is his publicist?

@Eleanor Savage (Shannon): This an approximation of the noise I just made when reading your story: AUGGGGGHHHHACK.

guacamole. brie + apples. jamon iberico. quail eggs and caviar. mole. moet. potstickers. pad thai. fresh mozarella. black beans and mangos.

@daisen-in: aw, we have the same taste in LIFE!

@WickedLittleHigh (formerly BoredButNoLongerInNH): See, this shit came into style when I was in MIDDLE school, when everyone was growing about an inch a week. Being a poor scholarship kid at a ritzy prep school at such a time was not fun; you could NOT sit at the cool kids table if you were wearing >2 polo shirts, par…

@bluebears: I actually totally hate Sol Romero's dress (though honestly, not a fan of any of them.) Something about the weird stomach runching around the zipper is very clearance rack at Charlotte Russe...would have dug it when I was 14, but I'm a grown ass lady now.