Aaaand I'm not moving to Phoenix til May. Can't wait to meet you all.

Project Runway Rami much...?

@BrightonShiny: HAHA. Word. I've had to read tender buttons for a zillion lit classes and I basically want to puke every time. Though I totally recognize how insanely important G Stein was for women in literature, it doesn't mean I have to dig her work.

if the title is "the stepsister scheme," snow white wouldn't be the title role per se....aaaand now I will silence my inner copy editor forever, sorry.

@BowlingForDollars: Thirded! The sincerity, openness, candor and absolute avoidance of any kind of shock value are so goddamn refreshing, and it gets some of the the most overlooked aspects of the eating disorder message out there. You're simultaneously able to reflect on your own experiences in this incredibly public…

The title and the artist are switched on the last track, in case anyone wants to recreate this.

oh dammit this is the worst time but there are SO many john travolta jokes to be made here.

@gherkinfiend: The eyeshadow is weird, but I think it's mostly the camera angle here. If she/mr. photographer were positioned differently I'd imagine that the dress would probably accentuate her shape way better.

...Sam Taylor-Wood is one of my favorite photographers ever. This two-degrees of Lily Allen shit weirds me out to no end.

I'm sorry to be redundant and potentially a bit off topic, but I need to absolutely gush about what a fabulous writer Tatiana is and how much I want to see her articles on this site more often. The wordplay, the vocabulary, the taut syntax and really incisive analysis....gah, you make the copy editor, the novelist and…

@prestocaro... has escaped the swamp: To be honest, I don't think the show really made any pretenses about trying to teach girls to be "classy" besides the occasional don't-dress-like-a-hooker challenge. It was mostly about how to market yourself and do the bare minimum to avoid being arrested/absurdly humiliated.…

They played this ad naseum during the rock of love bus premeire. I consider it Vh1's way of punishing me for gawking at women with triple E implants taking shots out of one another's vaginas.

...am I the only one who actually would LOVE to load my face down with ice cubes the morning after ten-ish dark and stormy's? Or just bury my head in the damn earth?

@TheFormerJuneBronson: CHYEAH. I really wanted her to say "I always think women should be totally open with other woman about the fact that aging is, y'known a natural biological process and you're still real, real fine" as opposed to "I always think women should be totally open with other woman about the hot new…

I met her once. She was the most down to earth, lovely human in the room. Go team.

@RosemaryF: further, look at the TICKER.

@BelleFree: Second. I have multiple boyfriends who openly preferred it short. Totally depends of the population group of men you're asking; anyone I've dated who's aired on the frattier side liked it long, anyone who'd had a crush on Kim Gordon since sixth grade liked it short.

My motherfucking hometown, Cleveland Ohio; melting faces with rock and roll since 1950, puttin' in back on since 2008.

She looks like she's about to get married in an elaborate, polyamorous future-wedding in space. And I LOOOOOVE it.

This makes my non-existent baby penis HURT. NO. WRONG.