love the weekened dirtbag...but there should be a little more cross referencing with dirtbag proper. I'm pretty sure that the beyonce's-scared-of-her-vagina-being-ripped-in-half story has been reported on jezebel 2 or 3 times by now. The rest is rad, though!

The ending is such a winner. I have never been more afraid of a woman telling me to take off my jacket.

OBGYmNastics!!!!!!

I kind of totally disagree about this interpretation of cater 2 u. Tracie definitely missed something iffy by not analyzing the lyrics "My life would be purposeless without you" and the "you inspire me to be better" followed by a long list of household chores he inspires her to do...this song has pretty much worried…

well-written, cool article sadie!

@musetta82: and I would invite EACH AND EVERY ONE OF YOU for an enormous sushi schmorgasboard, with no sex and the city movie insinuations whatsoever.

Honestly, I didn't like ANY of them since the top five, and it really made me question what the point of ANTM has become. None of them are probably going to work much as models, none of them would make me want to buy a product, none of them are entertaining enough for me to want to see them on tv for the next year and…

One of my friends from high school is in this movie. Not this guy. But still. Any direct ties to my tormented adolescence do NOT belong on Jezebel.

I didn't recognize her at all! She looks great. The scary-eyed dog is a harbinger of f'ing DOOM, but she looks great.

Whoever is responsible for the sentence "dance suggestively with an iguana" deserves a pie. many, many pies.

This is the PP that made me fall in love with PP. That sound a little fetishy but...yes. I'm sticking to my story.

@Copper: Yep. My boyfriend makes the most boyish expression of childish glee I have EVER seen in my life. It takes a lot not to crack the fuck up sometimes.

@poogirl: or, uh, PIRATES the most expensive porno ever made circa 2006? She's clearly gorgeous but the makeup they put on her/weird frizzy haircut thing she's got going on make her look like she needs a shower.

Yeah, this still definitely goes on. I'm in my last year of undergrad at a small and pretty aggressively academic liberal arts school, and still have nasty throwback memories from freshman year when a male prof routinely winked at my comments and literally referred to points I made as "whining" or otherwise demeaned…

Weird...I was JUST making signs for the playwriting workshop my college theatre group is hosting, featuring famous playwrights issuing witty insults to people if they don't attend. Midway through, I realized I could not think of a single female playwright that anyone on my (male dominant, not particularly arts…

ZOMG I just read the Jerry Lewis bigotry quip as JENNY Lewis. Thanks for almost destroying my adolescence, Hortense. I will never listen to more adventurous the same again.

@cognitive.dissonance: If we're talking Heroes we need to mention the SHIT out of Sylar. I'm moderately aghast that he's still somehow doing the whole cardboard cut out super villain sociopath no emotion thing EVEN as they vaguely try and make him likeable. don't get it.

@MissMaple: See, I really like her character. Honestly. I think the plot lines they've put her in are ungodly unbelievable and she is thus annoying occasionally in the way she's forced to react to them. But I really think the downfall of the show was its popularity and consequent blandness, not her.

@hegemone: I second the nerd-ruling. I am going as a saccheri quadrilateral (for the non-nerds, it's a non-euclidian geometric shape which has two right angles and two acute). I made a t-shirt with the words "S-CARY quadrilateral) and said quadrilateral with giant teeth and angry eyes. I am insensibly proud of myself.

As someone in a long distance relationship, someone who's away at college and best friends with their dad and someone who went to boarding school where literally everyone I love dispersed upon graduation, I definitely rely on phone conversation to maintain contact with the top 5 most important people in my life. But I…