I just wish Obama would stop dividing this country.

My dad said pretty much the same thing. He started watching hockey because I’m a big fan and because the Caps were in the SCF, and I was excited. He said that hockey’s constant action contrasted with football, where they run a play and then stand around for 30 seconds scratching themselves.

By and large stopped 15 years ago. You’re right...so much time to do other stuff. But also, despite the skill/athleticism football requires, I started finding the games...boring.

I shouldn’t take this bait, but:

That’s 91 kilos, let’s at least be professionals and use the metric system here people.

“Hey Honey, I bet I can smuggle 200lbs of uncut cocaine into the USA”

Imagine being an adult and being mad that you didn’t get an Ezekiel Elliot autograph at a fantasy football convention.

+1. Mashed potatoes and gravy. 

+1 biscuit 

Dutch guy here, yup our crime rates are pretty low even though we have our fair share of immigrants/refugees. Goldberg insinuates that we actually have high crime rates, but that those are suppressed by the press (which they aren't). Mostly our low crime rates stem from evil socialist stuff like providing affordable…

A Bryan Goldberg machine is a device designed to perform a simple task incorrectly.

Fair points, but it looks like you underestimated the rejuvenating medications available to elite-tier, aging athletes.

“ Last I checked none of the owners were trying to tell any of their employees how they could spend their time off the clock. “

No, Mike. Samer might very well support a lifelong friend. But he would definitely not stop any of his employees from protesting, supporting someone other than his lifelong friend, or even *gasp* supporting a different political party than his.

FREE LARRY FITZGERALD!

This is what happens when ESPN closes their comment section.  

The student newspaper ran a piece at the time where UF’s president was having a really hard time trying to figure out what to do with the entire state of Ohio that he now owned.

Nope.  The fact that I’m speaking with you should have tipped that off

Remember when Florida’s only job was to absolutely wreck Ohio State’s shit on the national stage back in the 00's?

Holy fucking shit, that last dude’s dad is a war criminal. I hope you come home every year for the holiday’s and upper decker every toilet in his house.