So, like the Bears and the Packers?

just keep your marinara layer cake in Chicago where it belongs, huh?

just because you like eating tomato and cheese tart and the rest of us like eating actual pizza doesn’t mean you’re better than us

I have zero sympathy for a person of color who voted for Trump. You made this bed. Go fuck yourself. And fuck yourself knowing your own stupidity broke up your own family.

“Temo, who describes himself as a conservative, voted for Donald Trump in the 2016 election....”

To everyone who complained that CTE has ruined their enjoyment of the sport, this is what actual measures to address it look like. CTE is caused by hits to the head. If you want it to go away and the sport to still exist, you have to stop people from getting hit in the head. Stopping people from repeatedly getting hit…

On the one hand, fuck the NFL for making games more and more unwatchable every year. We didn’t know what a legal catch was, and now we’re not going to know what a legal tackle is, and more importantly the players won’t know that either. But on the OTHER hand, fuck the people who yearn for the halcyon days of players…

Like, this shit happened several years after everything materialized with Penn State.

“But fuck, how have these coaches not realized that the downfall is ALWAYS in the cover-up?”

O-H

Those Stormtroopers must be horrible dart players.

You’re commenting on the Internet.

That’s nothing - I’ll be working at my job until I’m at LEAST 65. And I don’t even like it! 

People always ask me if I plan to go back to where I grew up. Nah, man. I left for a fucking reason. I am smart enough to make a living in a ridiculously expensive city just so I can avoid the dipshits I grew up around.

And that’s probably for the best, but you should know that knives are just the tip of the iceberg with my wife who has been told repeatedly “Do not dump the bacon grease down the sink,” as well as “No, you cannot put in down the toilet either,” and “GOOD GOD WOMAN, DON’T SPRAY WATER ON THE DAMN GREASE FIRE. YOU’LL…

“I’m a Bills fan”

Tell them you quit because of the bullshit with the anthem protests (don’t say which side of that debate you stand on) and then use their response to figure out just how racist your friends are.

God would have to break up my masturbation movie into 3 parts, like the Hobbit. Sure it could be done in one movie, but there are important details that would be missing and the audience of angels wouldn’t fully understand. “Who’s that character?” “What’s the backstory behind this?” “Why is he so mad at that person?”…

“admittedly I haven’t seen anything beyond your blog but I will be happy to interject my ignorant, yet totally uniformed opinion”

Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck ooooooooooooooooooooooooff