Not to quibble, but I don’t think I’d call that pitch a meatball. Only 87mph, but the location was actually fine, right on the upper outside corner of the zone.

It actually overlooks East St. Louis—the ancestral home of Darius Miles.

This is a great list of recommendations. Thank you, Internet!

I live in Kansas City after living on the east coast (NE + DC areas) for the first 30 years of my life. I love this city.

Cheecago pizza casserole is fucking garbage too.

Apropos of nothing, the popularization and mainstreaming of the “lots of people are saying” rhetorical tic is just one of the myriad sins Trump has visited on this country.

He looks like the platonic ideal of a police union spokesman 

Get a brains, morans!

That’s a good idea. Another thing I could do is tear my scrotum open with the edge of an old cat food can, and then scoop the testicles out with a melon baller.

 ESPN is a trader to this country.

I felt a great disturbance in the force, as if millions of Cardinals fans cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced. I fear we’ll never learn which lives matter.

“Like he’s played 15 years while everyone else has played eight”

A bucket of blood dousing the globe and the tagline “Cover the Earth.”

It feels like yesterday that we were watching the kid with “IRISH” on the front of his jersey as he won a high school dunk contest that was better than any NBA dunk contest of the last 20 years.

Is it really an eye? Are those Band-Aids? Is it doing that thing where if I look at it, it punches me?

Papyrus. This feels like a place for papyrus pathos.

Never left? I can count the number of those little Laker car flags I’ve seen in the last five years on one hand. And I’m Jason Pierre-Paul.

How many games is the kneeling suspension up to now? 56?

All of this feels so insane to me that I keep having to lay it out and see if it starts to make any more sense, and it never does: Winston was allowed to maintain his innocence

Doping problems in tennis? Nothing to see here, just massive athletes with amazing stamina way later than ever before. Don’t you believe in miracles?