In’ n’ Out is the Grayson Allen of fast food - loved by white people from the midwest, everyone else realizes it’s overhyped garbage. 

I’m slightly worried with how much I agree with your GOAT list.

nah with Ruth. he was a revolutionary player but he doesn’t get to be the GOAT because he figured out the best strategy was to hit fly balls off of the fat white guys with club foot pitching to him. We need to pull a Disney and reclassify any baseball player who played before Integration as “Legends & Myths” where…

Fucking voodoo is the most enjoyable kind of voodoo.

One word answer: Witchcraft.

We’re not sending our best over there. 

Fix your commas it’s driving me crazy

Guess you haven’t seen her picture.

That’s true of a lot of dipshits on the far right.

See, it’s funny because the government is doing something awful to children. 

“Actually, the divorce was the best thing that ever happened to me.”

Not to mention, the way those recliners are positioned only allows one person to extend the footrest. 

The dipshit on the far right looks like he's about to explain why it's OK to use the n-word in public.

Calling it a “failure” is so ridiculous. Okay, so apparently if a movie doesn’t do as well or better than the one that came before, it’s automatically a “failure” now? Pfft.

If Trout just straight up stops playing baseball today, he will have ended the season with an fWAR that would have placed him 9th amongst all hitters last year. He’s done this in only 74 games.

This is a horribly bad take, but I cannot blame you because the Angels are not on national TV much these days. Mike Trout is a baseball robot if we are talking about his personality - his biggest hobby is the weather for chrissakes. However, saying there are no “You have to see this” highlights is just plain wrong. He…

Your opinions are bad and you should feel bad.

A shit-ton of them in baseball. Tends to happen when you have a lot of white dudes from the Midwest and South in the game.

If you are a) white, b) male, c) rich, d) named Hunter, e) from rural Georgia, and f) inclined to violently impose your preferences on others, well, things kind of point in a particular direction.

This cop is so clueless. His best chance to ticket JR Smith is to catch him for a meter violation, as he is likely to forget how much time he has left.