Hey, I’m a little slow so help me out. This is obviously an attempt at a joke, but I’m struggling to find it. In what scenario would a basketball coach ever say “try a 2-for-1”? That means nothing. And, even if it did mean something (again, it does not), what’s the “2-for-1” that you are implying he tried instead?

Anecdotal reply here, but most of these 3v3 OTs have been really exciting to watch. This seems like the exception rather than the rule. 

Grayson Allen must be kicking himself.

🎶what if stormy was one of us

Band Name: Vicious

your nephew’s shot blocking is for shit, everyone knows that

I love how the older he’s getting the more fuck you ball he seems to be playing.

“Arizona! The Florida of the West!”

Arizona didn’t even recognize MLK Day until 1992, AFTER the NFL moved the Super Bowl to Pasadena. I’m suuuure they’ll welcome Kaepernick with open arms.

It’s like people can do and say some good AND some bad stuff. I know, weird, right?

Ironically, if you were someone who always hated Tiger, chances are good that you love Trump. My hatred of Trump is only outmatched by my love for Tiger - thus I don’t care. I suspect that this is probably true for most Tiger fans. Watching last week, when he made the birdie to get to within one of the lead, the crowd…

People are always like, “But Tiger’s a jerk!” However, what we’ve learned in the past 5 years is that everyone else in the tournament circuit is an even bigger jerk, and charmless ones at that.

On the list of things and people who have enabled Donald Trump, Tiger Woods playing golf with him is very far down.

I’ve never quite understood this argument. Shouldn’t something like mental edge only matter insofar as it manifests to on-court results? Isn’t this kind of like saying you think one writer is better than another, or one chef to another, because of their mental edge and not just their products?

So many words to show your entire asshole.

Game 5 of the 2007 Eastern Conference Finals against the Pistons was one of the greatest performances (if not the greatest) I have ever seen. He scored the final 25 points for Cleveland in a 2OT game. It seems like ancient history, but those Piston teams were no joke. To think he is still playing like this 11 years…

I love my grandpas - My mom’s dad douses his macaroni and cheese in Worcester Sauce, and for a long time, I thought that’s what Worcester Sauce was for. He also likes salt on his watermelon and a nice slice of cheddar cheese (American cheese if no cheddar is available) melted on his apple pie. In fact, my parents once…

Mine would take a shot of tequila and a slug of pickle juice most mornings. He’d also frequently miss with his drill and gore his hand, or smash it with his hammer. He bandaged himself with duct tape. He also let me drive his stick shift pickup, on the highway, at age 10. We didn’t live in the country.

My grandmother got pulled out of school after fourth grade to help around the farm. Was married before she turned 20.

There seems to be an incessant need among people, especially on the internet, to rip apart anything that is somewhat popular - especially if they feel they are being left out of the fun.