1 out of 9 is better than Marvin Lewis’ playoff record.

Wow, that is a too-good-to-be true story. He literally died from a chicken shit injury.

Unless I missed something, this jamoke is the first in 9 WYTS articles to pull this move out of the old, worn out bag of tricks. That’s gotta be some kind of record Bengals fans can be proud of.

My dude, I’ve been a Bengals fan all my life and every single word of this is more accurate than I could hope to put forward myself. Our best hope is beating the Steelers once.

This is both the most amazing and most horrifying sports story I have read in some time, and I can’t thank you enough for researching that.

YOUR 32 PART SERIES LAMBASTING EVERY TEAM IS ONLY BIASED AGAINST MINE!!!!

Way to prove everything he said

Holy shit, when did SB Nation commenters get here?

“See you in the playoffs”

What I don’t get, however, is when these towns and municipalities trip over their own dicks to willing get screwed by these obviously awful deals

I took my boy - born in 1992 and danced with him every day to Nirvana’s Nevermind, along with The Clash, The Beatles - you name it. I gave the kid a good dose of 60's, 70's, 80's, and 90's (to that point) music that was unique, heart-pounding and thought-provoking, and then watched as he learned the lyrics and asked…

It’s deadspin and all, but that video legitimately scares me. To see a grown, tough ass person wheeping like a child because he barely has control of his bodily functions is chilling.

“Running is the easier, lazier way to play QB.”

Well, if your friend who used to play college football says so, then we have to believe, don’t we? 50 year-old ex-players are who I turn to when I want to know about the limits of the human body and just how far outliers can go before they probably are cheaters.

**Armstrong used. Everyone at the time (and still do, just different peds) used. Armstrong was a thug and a bully who ruined quite a few people, so folks were more willing to throw him under the bus.

I’ll have to politely ask you to fuck off. Why doesn’t anyone ever say this bullshit about human/fish Michael Phelps?

+1 deathmobile.

And if the whole Dodger organization is guilty, then isn’t this an indictment of our institutions in general? I put it to you, Greg - isn’t this an indictment of our entire American society? Well, you can do whatever you want to us,

“Siri, who holds the Midwest League hitting streak record?”

“People are saying only five things were different on that page. I don’t know, but people, great people have called me. And, you know, they’re saying it. Five. It’s five things.”