Chase Field with the roof and panels open? pretty good

As much as I hate Chase Field, I hate stadium subsidies more.

But on a night when the team celebrated the life of Fernández, the team’s star pitcher who died in a boat crash last fall, murdered two friends while recklessly driving a boat drunk and high on cocaine

He’s a kicker, so he made the right choice. He’ll have a better chance than most to still tryout for the NFL as a free agent as long as he keeps in shape. Until then, he can continue to make videos and even expand the scope!

Massa say you can only make money picking his cotton; not making money on your own, without massa. So, you fired.

Member when Bears fans couldn’t get rid of Cutler?

You know, if I had told the average Bears fan a year ago that Jay Cutler would finally be purged from this roster, they’d have probably been delighted.

Nobody, and I mean nobody, puts ketchup on a hot dog.

Because at least the tour doesn’t require you to sit in the fucking sun for four hours as you watch a team of 53 future convicts bumblefuck around the surface of the moon.

Now that NFL games last 7.83 hours and are 87% commercials, I actually find the “Why Your Team Sucks” articles more exciting than the actual season.

And in fact he was a lousy soldier, graduating at the bottom of his Annapolis class (which means flunking calculus and not turning in work, rather than being a rebel), getting wings he almost certainly didn’t qualify for, and dodging a well deserved grounding because he was Navy royalty. Most men don’t get a chance to…

Seriously, if someone told me this was a screenshot from The Road I’d believe them without hesitation.

Spergon Wynn is not a real person! Thad Lewis? Fake news!

For me it’s like surprise Christmas in July.

That’s interesting, because when the Indians come to town, I wonder why my kids (who are of American Indian ancestry) have to be subjected to a team wearing racist caricature on their hats all game.

18 touchdowns and 4 picks last year. He sucks.

All teenagers are dicks. By hour two a BB gun would probably make an appearance.

how you gonna find a guy who is both white, and can also dunk?

I’m gonna cross-stitch this and hang it in my kitchen

I was watching these with my teenage self internally screaming NOW WHILE HES OUT THE CAR DRIVE AWAY ITLL BE FUNNY.