My family owns a boarding business and has a non-profit rescue org.

So is there a consumer version of this Mad Libs news article creator app you’re using? It seems like it’s a lot of fun.

I’m having trouble following that last Instagram post, but from the part I understood, it sounds like Boogotti is a fan of Frozen?

Boogotti. Kasino.

Dearly begloved, we are gathered today...

Pretty sure there’s an unwritten rule somewhere about pretending to be a priest so you can have a burial for a teammates glove. I hope McCann gets plunked in his next at bat.

She will believe as long as we getting an affordable rate at our neighborhoods church-based preschool, dammit.

The real problem is people like you who assume everything is for them. Don’t care about gender reveals, don’t click on it.

Mah triggers! Mah triggers!

Ma’am, take a breath and realize it isn’t your life so it shouldn’t bother you this much.

People who take joy in their friends’ happiness.

This is quite possibly the dumbest thing to get upset over.

That’s funny, I only like people until they develop the ability to speak.

You’re the reason Donald Trump won.

I bet you’re fun at parties.

The pie chart of who is mad about something that’s new is half old people and half millennials who want to make a show of not being like the other millennials.