Except Eli Manning can hit the broad side of a barn.

Yep. My cousins went there when the Superbowl was held (ironically it featured the Patriots defeating the Eagles and repeating). He said there was absolutely nothing to do, had to drive damn near to Orlando for lodging (Jacksonville doesn’t have enough hotel rooms - that’s when the NFL thought it was a good idea to…

As far as the end of the game the onside kick was the right call in my opinion. A first down by the jags ends the game no matter what, so I’d rather have that extra 20% chance of getting the ball back. The problem was that it was just executed so poorly. If it is executed properly, but they don’t recover jags still…

Well everyone knew that the Steelers best chance for success was to avoid playing the Patriots and they executed that plan perfectly.

I know a guy that worked for NG on the B-2. He had patents for joining carbon fiber components to composite airframes in 1974 with NG as the assignee. Ive seen headlines from Boeing basically saying they’re going to start prototyping of hypersonic civilian aircraft, which leads me to believe two things: 1.) We have…

Put Steve Bannon In Charge of Deadspin, Cowards 

So...is this you putting your name in for editor? Cause you’ve got my vote.

Simply have to disagree with you. First, I played ME3 in 2013 and didn’t know a single thing about the games when I played (outside of the fact that the ending was apparently hot trash on a scale that ruins everything else about it), so I didn’t buy into the hype and enjoyed the game for what it was.

Damn. Bravo.

Dollars to Theranos shares says that Ngakoue remembers exactly what Incognito said (whether it was That Word, or a another, different, stupendously racist slur), but that he isn’t repeating it because he wisely wants to avoid the issue getting bogged down in endless parsing and faux-clueless takes, courtesy of the …

Super Mario World is twice as old and has aged much more gracefully.

To be fair very few of your decisions mattered in ME1 or 2 either, outside of which characters live and how they think of you. It doesn’t radically alter the story’s trajectory.

I made the mistake of making a Foo Fighters Pandora station one weekend while cleaning my place. It was about 10 different acoustic versions of Everlong and 15 different acoustic versions of My Hero, with other vaguely Foo Fighter-esque bands sprinkled in here and there. It was the worst.

My dad taught me a lot of lessons as a kid, but the one that really stuck was “hide the evidence.” If you’re going to go out and eat unhealthy delicious foods:

Stopped reading the article to mention Nirvana, happy to see I am not the only one. Literally one of the best unpluged’s of all time......Fight me.

Nirvana’s version of “Man Who Sold The World” from MTV Unplugged is fantastic.

I work for the gov’t as a contractor. A friend of mine works for the CDC in the Flu vaccine department.

But the century turned again in 2000

He likely cost the Chiefs the game yesterday by gifting their opponent three points, so fuck him for foisting the Titans on us again.