Maybe not today, maybe not tomorrow, maybe not even this year, but one day, a 97 mph fastball will rocket tip off the bat and strike this man directly in the money maker. And when that day comes, as he lies there contemplating death, he will realize with an alarming dread that he lies there writhing because of today

Robert Parish. 

It’s from the Italian capovaccaio, meaning “white Egyptian scavenger vulture,” an avian species widely known for its prevarication.

Of the old NBA stars, who would have been the worst tweeters?

Lets La Paz for a moment of silence.

Get well Drew.

I don’t know you personally but hopefully this isn’t weird. I’m just glad you’re ok man.

Also planning to hug your wife tonight.

Glad you’re still here, Drew. And honestly, few of us can remember puking all over Petchesky’s pants, actually. 

Yeah, cuz if you are from another state, you don’t know how to fackin’ drive and will clog up our streets!

Visit Massachusetts.

The aim was to co-opt a routine hand signal so that racists could effectively sneak it into public view and, more important to them, convince themselves that more people are on their side than it actually the case.

As an Oregonian, you missed about 395 different types of rain. Much like the Inuit have 500 words for snow, Oregonians (and to a lesser extent Washingtonians) have 400+ different types of feeling depressed to describe the exact nature of the rain and the grey sky. It’s a cold soaking mist coming from a slate gray…

I was troubled about how the police had gathered this evidence, so it’s a relief that if I had been ensnared in this sting, my public defender could have got me off.  There is justice in this world.

Toucher and Rich is also the name of my Harvey Weinstein documentary. 

David:

This is novel! I would like to hear more about your proposal. Perhaps if you had a pamphlet?

Guys, here me out. What if we made domestic violence illegal?

Pro Football Talk’s Mike Florio, who’s been rather more excitable than usual about the situation, wrote that the NFL should literally help subvert the Fifth Amendment

I bet the worst part is that he always has to be on the “shirts” team in pickup basketball games.