There was an old saying about the Braves and their pitching staff whenever the playoffs rolled around in the 90's.

Browns never have a chance in Boston.

Correction, he should not be umpiring at all.

It really does work in both. — Curt Schilling

If your racism doesn’t work in Boston and Arizona, you’re doing it wrong.

Wow, he’s really lucky, because, while they take drug offenses super-seriously in New Hampshire, they recently repealed the death penalty. Not only that, but hanging was still on the books in NH as one of the possible means of execution, until earlier this year! So, he won’t have to worry about mobs of people…

He looks like a wannabe Donald Trump Jr. 

Certainly better than the last story about a Cleveland quarterback drinking followed by a beating.

The Big Dig itself is amazing. It’s just how fucked up the money behind it and such got, that’s the problem.

Replace “Syracuse” with “Hartford” or “Waterbury” and “I-81" with “I-84" and/or “I-91" and this very conversation is playing out here in Connecticut.

Dressed fish sticks????

Didi holding back CC? After E(dwin) E(ncarnacion) hits a homer? Who needs Sesame Street!

95 lbs. Didi is listed at 205 and CC at 300.

I think so.... and the Edwin Encarnacion terrorism of opposing pitchers has begun.  The scary thing about the yankees is that we haven't yet seen what they can really do when everyone is healthy and raking.  A full season of that lineup would shatter all offensive records.

This is the MLB equivalent of a hockey fight.

It’s all part of his coach-in-training internship program. They should get him a little CIT hat. 

The sentient King of the Peas is terrifying 

In the words of the late, great George Carlin: “You don’t need to take a shower every day unless you work out, or work out doors, or for some reason come into intimate contact with huge amounts of filth and garbage. All you really need to do is wash the 4 key area. ARMPITS, ASSHOLE, CROTCH, AND TEETH. And I’ve found…