I would love to be in the meeting where they farted out that idea. “Uh...what if you said you meant to say ‘wouldn’t’?”

It is not enough that I must win, my enemy must lose.

I wonder if Cashman’s playing a long game here and just wants Machado thinking “hey don’t sign a multi-year extension when you get to the Dodgers cause the Yankees are ready to overpay you as soon as you’re a free agent.”

They have to get him if they hope to compete with the Warriors.

lol. “value realization leader.” what a fucking asshat.

Counterpoint: We remember Roberto Clemente much more, and more positively, than if he had played out the string and retired a few years later. 

My first game was pretty memorable in that it was at Toronto’s old Exhibition Stadium, which sucked powerfully, and it got interrupted a couple of times because of hail.

Gehrig is an interesting choice and hard to argue with for various reasons.

I’ve got some takes:

Yeah, it’s a little white.

Oscar Charleston (or Martin Dihigo) are maybe better picks.

My pinky finger immediately tapped the CAPS LOCK button the second I saw not ONE but TWO Lifehacker staffers professing love for the Pilot G-2.

I eat mac and cheese out of the pan, with a fork, and then a spoon at the end.

Did you just age-gate fucking silverware?

Yeah, good pee content, but it doesn’t make up for a complete lack of poo content.

While I don’t think it’s so high as 95%, I agree that it’s unbelievably embarrassing. Just take turns, left-right, one after the other. It’s so simple.

Pros: More time to check twitter

That’s like every Dunkin Donuts in New England after 10 p.m.

“Horton, Here’s a Poo!”

Trump’s gift to Putin!