Lets La Paz for a moment of silence.

Get well Drew.

I don’t know you personally but hopefully this isn’t weird. I’m just glad you’re ok man.

Also planning to hug your wife tonight.

Glad you’re still here, Drew. And honestly, few of us can remember puking all over Petchesky’s pants, actually. 

Yeah, cuz if you are from another state, you don’t know how to fackin’ drive and will clog up our streets!

Visit Massachusetts.

The aim was to co-opt a routine hand signal so that racists could effectively sneak it into public view and, more important to them, convince themselves that more people are on their side than it actually the case.

As an Oregonian, you missed about 395 different types of rain. Much like the Inuit have 500 words for snow, Oregonians (and to a lesser extent Washingtonians) have 400+ different types of feeling depressed to describe the exact nature of the rain and the grey sky. It’s a cold soaking mist coming from a slate gray…

I was troubled about how the police had gathered this evidence, so it’s a relief that if I had been ensnared in this sting, my public defender could have got me off.  There is justice in this world.

Toucher and Rich is also the name of my Harvey Weinstein documentary. 

David:

Each team should get a set number of Crime Points that can be assigned to individual players as crimes are committed, and once a player reaches, say, 51 Crime Points then a graduating set of punishments would be assigned by the league based on the player’s total Crime Points over a 3-year period. After 3 years, the…

This is novel! I would like to hear more about your proposal. Perhaps if you had a pamphlet?

Guys, here me out. What if we made domestic violence illegal?

Pro Football Talk’s Mike Florio, who’s been rather more excitable than usual about the situation, wrote that the NFL should literally help subvert the Fifth Amendment

I’m famous around my house for taking stuff out of the micro and leaving 1 second on the clock.  

It’s not a Wild Pitch, but it’s definitely a wild pitch. I should’ve been more clear.

My dad and I called him "Windmill" Kim.

I bet the worst part is that he always has to be on the “shirts” team in pickup basketball games.