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I think the letters somehow recognized what words and sentences they were being used in and exactly who was typing them, so they tried to escape. It’s just a theory. I have no real proof that that’s what happened.

James Deen.

The Potawatomi Casino is now complicit in the Demon Streetcar as title sponsor. Send them back to the rez!

I hear were going to be hearing good things from those two more and more.

I feel like this is VERY Dean Martin advice.

Not nearly as controversial as the forgotten sacrifice of Czar Nicholas II and Czarina Alexandra on behalf of black people everywhere. What has the world come to when we can’t even honor our alternative history?

My cocktails never last long enough to get warm.

I am hearing lots of good things about him lately

found the vegan

I also thought it was a Pac-Man thing when I was a kid, and did not realize it was a Hawk silhouette until I was an adult.

My proposed meatball sub replacement log is made of meatball meat, but with no casing and shaped like a big juicy turd.

It’s ok. I didn’t realize the Atlanta Hawks logo was literally a hawk until, like, extremely recently. I was born in 1985.

Still the best I can recall:

So many of Burneko’s recipes were so good. Try the caesar dressing if you haven’t.

***Crossing Fingers*** Dear Lord, please inspire every NFL player to kneel for the National Anthem this Sunday. They can’t fire everyone. Do it to stand up to systemic oppression and the racist pumpkin that encourages it.

The Ewings knew.

#7tormscoming

#thatsmyfetish

Shawna was the name of my dreamgirl.