I think driving stick is something someone in your family needs to teach you when you’re a teenager. Asking an adult friend to basically wreck their transmission to do you a favor is a tough ask.

I had a manual that ran perfectly for 10 years. I sold it to a friend who “hadn’t driven stick in a while” He replaced the transmission within a year.

I usually speed my ass off through the netherregions of central PA, but how fast are you driving to make that in 4.5?! on the PA turnpike no less?

I say all this knowing damn well that driving stick in any congested area is a fucking nightmare. Teach me stick shift and I’d probably last a week before running back to automatic transmissions. You shift once and it’s over! I’m weak but I’m not stupid.

The list of cities closer (or roughly as close) to Pittsburgh than Philadelphia:

I can’t fall asleep on planes because i know as soon as i do, someone’s gonna stick their fingers in my mouth.

4. Nancy Kerrigan. Just seven weeks after getting kneecapped by Tonya Harding’s goons, Kerrigan went out and skated her off in Norway on one knee, only to get a silver medal for it. Silver! FUCK YOU, JUDGES. I didn’t see Oksana Baiul skating out there with half her LCL missing. NANCY WAS ROBBED. I want medals for her…

Who is this GLORYBAGGER who can’t even acknowledge THE LORD for his cornhole greatness?

Most SEC schools fall under this guideline

I guess they have a moral problem with prostitution. Doesn’t make much sense to me. Prostitution is the combination of sex and capitalism. What red-blooded American can find fault with that?

Cousins are too far according to LSU. They’re about siblings down in them parts

Maybe she put the Freeze on in the bedroom. Hugh knows? She may Nutt be the one to kiss and tell.

Diana, in the first instance you can redact whatever you want without any explanation whatsoever. The other side then asks for a privilege log. After that you can delay, or say whatever you want. Only on a motion to compel will you absolutely have to give an explanation. And often, you can delay and negotiate long…

He should have stayed with Ole Missus and none of thia would have happened.

Only between cousins.

I like the way you roll.

I also love potato chips with pizza. Everyone I know thinks I’m weird. Glad I found someone else who likes itso I know *I’m* not the crazy one.

I had no idea Jack Black played soccer.

i just got back from cape cod and HOLY SHIT if i ever see another “HEY FAHKIN RAHDGA WE GOT A RING” shirts i will throw myself off a bridge. championship gear is awful (except for the stuff i own, obviously).

Sea Salt—it’s just damn salt! It TASTES LIKE SALT! When you think about ALL salt is sea salt! OK. I got that off my chest now.