The only way I’m watching an all star game is if it’s cross sport. I want to see basketball players playing hockey, football players playing baseball, hockey players playing chess, etc.

Best of luck! Also, great uniform concept.

Back in the 80s when the Nike “Bo Knows...” campaign was big, I got t-shirt at an NYC street fair “Bo Knows Your Girlfriend” and on the back it said “...and your sister”

I love chickenshit, especially as as it can different meanings, ie “why do we have all these chickenshit rules at this chickenshit job?”

Absolutely. I didn’t know the two terms were considered interchangeable by some. I always thought these definitions were common knowledge.

It’s fun to say it like it’s two separate words, like that general from War Games. “That’s a load of HORSE SHIT.”

I’m partial to “horseshit” myself, because it’s impossible to say “horseshit” without sounding like Sam Elliott.

Not my particular taste, but goddamn you should be commended for your ingenuity and dedication, sir!

Is “culture change” on the official buzzword bingo scorecard yet?

I’m 32 with two kids and 2 master’s degrees. Some young people have work ethic. Also had to find a job in 2010.

Word.

I miss internet cafes.

I feel like if you don’t already, you should watch F is for Family.

They should’ve just listened to the Assistant to the Traveling Secretary and given the money to The Human Fund.

Yeah, but the Unprincipled Pragmatist would turn on him as soon as it was to his advantage...

I heard he was already paired with Republican in Name Only.

Do people just stop giving a shit about commitments as they get older, or is it more unique to the 21st century Snapchat, Tinder etc era? Our kickball league...

Either go a half-hour early to lunch or go 45 minutes late, because if you have to stand there and watch Chad, Tad and Chunk-Style enjoy their microwaved Awesomely Outrageous Southwestern Pizza Flingers while waiting for a table because you arrived at Noon, every bite is going to taste like your Dad’s scorn.

Late lunch always. The less work time I have left after eating the better. Otherwise the day feels way too long.

If you eat lunch before noon you belong in prison or an asylum