Richards was originally billed out of Richmond, Virginia, his actual hometown. But he and James realized that when performing in Kentucky, which has a Richmond of its own, the crowd would become confused.

Is that you, Progressive Liberal?

A lack of jobs, drug addiction, poverty.

What if Varius had beaten Arminius in the Teutoburger Wald and the Empire had reached to the Elbe? 

Pudendecorating?

I spent three months as a Walmart cashier recently because reasons. A ton of people (especially non-English speakers) still pay with cash and they pay with big bills. On a weekend, each register could easily have a couples thousand dollars inside before they start pulling the cash at the end of the night.

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A friend and colleague used to work at a 24 hr. Kroger in Flint, MI. The store manager carried a pistol because there were regular robbery attempts.

The grocery and drug stores in immigrant-rich neighborhoods that have Western Union will have a decent amount of cash on hand. Of course, I’m pretty sure Walmart and/or Target also offer that (definitely Walmart), so that might be the way to be.

The Lego store, or another toy store with Legos. Easy to sell online, often for more than MSRP if you sit on them for a couple years, and it doesn’t look suspicious. You’d clear 50 grand easy from one of the small stores. 100-200 grand for the Big Shop at Legoland.

I just thought a gun store would probably be the best if you could get away with it. Or if somewhere there was an Uncle Jimbo’s Gunz & Liquor store, thats where Id go by golly.

Nah homie, the best places to rob are either Lufthansa vaults at airports or Boston museums. Neither places seem to believe in hiring security apparently.

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Jewelry stores are not good, you gotta fence the merchandise—either it’s cheap shit that no one wants and you just get weight in the metal and gems, or it’s high end swag which is easily traceable meaning your fence has got to move it out of the country, which is going up his cut.

If we’re already assuming one can grab a ridiculous volume/weight of stuff, I’ve got to go with R.C. Wily. Furniture sets for every room of the house + all major appliances+ big screens + massage chairs + video games/systems + a new grill & a smoker. Probably even a Gorilla Gym for the kids to have out back. You could…

Plus, wallets.

I went to dim sum on Sunday at one of those mega palaces with multiple floors that seats approximately 5,000 people. That would be a place to rob, if you wanted a comical, Scrooge McDuck amount of cash.

I’d go for one of those stores in Texas that sells liquor and guns.

get a lifeproof case for your phone, jerk it before you wash, use spit, blast it in the drain and change up your fucking game, son. you’re missing out

I hear Suzyn loves him in the 2 hole.