I’m with you. I have never used lol or any of its various iterations. I prefer HA! Or HAHAHA or 😂😂😂😂.

B.C.E.

Be careful. If you hit a seeing eye grounder or two in your forties, you’ll have kids around until you’re in your 60's.

1842.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. My first thought was why anyone would ask Drew, of all people, for advice on an issue like that. Now if the question concerned whether it would still be okay to shit with the door open or whether it would be okay to use her hand and body lotion when she wasn’t around to wax one off, Drew would be my…

“First you podcast, and THEN you get naked.”

“maraschino cherries (NICE)“

“A lack of rings, or even Super Bowl appearances, will be held against him, as will his 2-4 playoff record”

Clearly not enough fiber.

Yes it is. The full name of the state is Rhode Island and Providence Plantations. Rhode Island refers to Aquidneck Island, which is where Newport is. The Providence Plantations part, where you can enjoy such places as Cranston and Woonsocket, are on the mainland.

The TMZ article says that the police are investigating, so I would assume he’s under investigation for this.

There doesn’t appear to he any indication of the results of the blood and swab test. Given what Irvin’s story is, that would seem to be an important piece of evidence.

I find that hard to believe about Rhode Island. There’s Newport and East Providence.

You need these to go with them.

Thank god the video was in landscape.

It’s better than seeing it in a Jets uniform.

You’re going to eat it, not display it in the Louvre.

I want the one that cuts bricks.

Don’t put them in the dishwasher, either. Please relay this message to my wife and kids.

Just rip the rolls in half.