Stay vigilant against Rainbow vacuum salesmen then, too.

Salty pretzels followed by a big sip of Coke is delicious. So are saltines with peanut butter chased with milk.

Did George Sand have an opinion on this?

You forgot to mention that Dick Cheney had “other priorities.”

You’ve described just about every Jets team since the mid-Seventies.

I appreciate their consideration in that regard, too. But I can also focus more on my second favorite team, whoever’s playing the Patriots.

This is an idea that might catch on. I would like Ashley Feinberg to write my tweets for me. Both of my followers would be thankful.

Five minutes is about all you need.

Okay, if they’re up for election.

How long can these assholes keep this up before the NC business community comes at them with pitchforks and torches?

Carly Fiorina would be a good choice. She  could drive this campaign into the ground as well as any man.

Trumps’s like your unemployed cousin that you send to the store to get beer and smokes. You just know he’s going to fuck it up.

What makes you think it isn’t?

Nice.

Okay, but that doesn’t mean being Dave Kingman is the only other choice.

Exactly. Why is it so hard to hit against a shift. He doesn’tknow how to take it the other way?

The best lamps ate the ones where you have to unscrew the bulb to turn it off. I’ve got a couple of those torture devices.

The correct answer is Patton has the best score and theme, followed closely by The Magnificent Seven.

“My what a nice view from up here”

Wasn’t that Frankie Laine?