Derision.

Fuck him. I’ll give you two stars for being a Yankees fan.

I see CTE affects players in sports other than football.

“it’s unfair to white people that blacks can say the word.”

Four dead in Ohio. It’s in the song.

Felchville isn’t a town in MA, it’s a neighborhood. I think Holden is better. A guy named Dick Hurtz lives there. Dick Hurtz from Holden.

Intercourse, PA is overused. I think Gertie’s Notch is better. Or Hebe.

Zwerling’s tweets are bullshit. Didn’t investigate? Why not? There was no time to read a deposition or an affidavit or at least as news article? They cover guys in different ways alright. Why not just tweet about how much he put in the collection plate last Sunday?

I think the best thing do is nothing. Let her handle it. If she asks you do something, okay. Otherwise, stay out of it. He’ll be lucky to wear the color tux he wants, which will probably have to match some lavender-sea foam combination of bridesmaids’ dresses.

Give her the big 20V hammer drill. The more powerful the better

I am ashamed to say I had the same thought.

One of the hardest things about being a parent is letting kids help.

When the revolution comes, even Lindsay Graham will get a fair trial.

He looks familiar.

Holy shit!

First base coach is an honest profession. He gets to hold the runner’s batting glove and elbow pad.

Fluttershy is “a female Pegasus pony” who “lives in a small cottage near the Everfree Forest and takes care of animals,” according to the My Little Pony Wikia.

I was waiting for that.

That is the correct take regarding Brazil nuts. You have to learn to crack the shells so that the nut comes out whole. Nothing sucks more than having to dig that deliciousness out of the shell.

Try it. You won’t be disappointed.